so funny thing! I have Another Account, which I use for Specific Purposes, and I am ALSO on that list over there! seems like one of our fearless leaders is using a blocklist! huh! I'll be!

Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

so according to clearsky I was recently added to this list. huh! I wonder if that's what's going on

holy shit lmao

Hexxus!

Here is Hexxus, his only clothes are a bathrobe because the game hasn't given me "evil pollution monster" clothes yet

Right now it's Hexxus, Long John Silver, Mr. Boddy, and Dr. Frank-N-Furter. My son has also suggested Pennywise but I'm trying to have a good balance of Not Tim Curries and they are currently more than 10% of the island.

do you think Andrade could take Mr. Boddy? what about Hexxus? these are the questions that keep me up at night.

I don't think you'll find anyone on all of Endless Pants who's better at pro wrestling than me, claims Andrade El Idolo in Tomodachi Life

that's probably true, Andrade, but the competition is a bunch of friends, their assorted blorbos, my assorted blorbos, and like four different Tim Curries

they're going to drag you for this but every single time I think "I should get into Queen" this happens to me, and it has been happening for about thirty years

this is the dumbest fucking answer I've ever heard and that somehow includes "the dow is over fifty thousand dollars"

like if I said to you "Brutus Beefcake was in the best match at a WrestleMania and he wasn't even a barber yet" you would rightly assume I'd spent the past fortnight at the opium den having visions of the supernal realms

it is entirely possible this match is good, in the same way the British Bulldogs and the Dream Team had a good match at WM2 that nobody thinks about and ends up in zero montages because WM2 exists entirely in the realm of dreams.

you can quote me on this: no one is going to remember this match happening within three months. by next year's mania it may as well have happened in another dimension.

You don't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple

as the bots and/or Mike said during Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, never put a good movie in the middle of your bad movie

if there's one thing that's true about wrestlemania it's that you never see any footage of it

me after 2 years on ozempic

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Cinema

I dunno. maybe this is a misread on my part but it's not 2019 anymore. they've been chasing that success for almost a decade with this shit but I don't think people have the appetite or the money for two trips to the theater to see one new film and one film they've seen with 5 extra minutes.

it is nice that people who buy this will be able to signal that they're fucking assholes from two different directions though

wwe putting stupid shit on the back of t-shirts then now forever

even if we take it at face value that an NFT was something you could make money off of it, that is not the way it would work and everybody who's ever been fucked over by an indie promoter should understand why (except they won't, because, again, wrestlers are stupid)

all my apes gone over

did he think that NFT was just a misspelling of ANT and was therefore a thing every single person on earth could relate to as a wrestler

I know Quackenbush descended pretty quickly into griftery once Chikara imploded and his entire house of cards collapsed in on itself without a bunch of talented wrestlers who believed in his vision, but like

what even was the case he was making here

Gonna be honest

I really enjoyed the whole thing, as weird as it gets in ways that are just slightly off from the original

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

lmao he didn't even do commentary? he just bought a fucking seat at the announce table!?

like this is seriously a late WCW speedrun, this is basically if Arli$$ was a real guy

oh I was EXTREMELY wrong. bsky.app/profile/awfu...