Finally getting to these last two episodes of Stranger Things 🫤

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Very.

Spoke to a politically-connected friend who is a very friendly AND boundaried and she said you-know-who was sliding out of the professional group chat and texting her separately. Man sounds like he has a real problem.

In Miami, we called them freeze cups.

This feels like it’s been a really long spell. I hate it for you.

This week is Black Maternal Health Week, and I think it bears repeating: our country's maternal health crisis is not a moonshot where we’re searching for a cure.

We know how to stop these preventable deaths — we need the political will to advance the Momnibus and get it done.

Listen, we are all still figuring technology out.

Time zones be damned, it still counts. Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

First this, now everything else? Tough weekend for Jonald.

Y’all, what was going on in the snl writer’s room this week?!

I am dying over these pics that kiddo took. Never hiring a professional photographer again (I’m kidding, he knows nothing).

I assume it’s partially adrenaline but I’m blown away by how good, happy and healthy they all look. Science, man.

You’re also a lot of work, so that tracks.

Thank you!!

Thank you! Miss the squad.

Adorable child in beret at the top of the Eiffel tower

Soon-to-be 42yo woman at the top of the Eiffel Tower

Father and son at the Eiffel Tower

Kids are a lot of work but they also make you do shit you’ve never done like go to the top of the Eiffel. Anyway, your girl is 42 tomorrow!

Jay and I end up w the most pious babysitters when we’re off trying to do hoodrat stuff. I’m pretty sure the universe does this on purpose 😂

Kiddo called the VP Jonald D. Vincent today so that’s his name now

Okay, it’s v fun to see that Paris really DID limit car access on certain streets and prioritize pedestrian/bike traffic.

Hoo, boy.

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Every damn day.

I can’t do any of the live videos!

I did this for Jack’s class last year and they treated me like a Culinary Goddess 😂

Excited for your thoughts on the sequel. We really enjoyed it!

Didn’t realize that having visitors will require you to act and spend like you’re on vacation 💸💸💸

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Taught kiddo how the sperm and the egg meet and he literally made this face and said he was telling EVERYONE (which was actually my main concern 🤦🏾‍♀️)