has ai cooked your brain so thoroughly that you have forgotten how to speak appropriately to humans?

this website is not going to replace twitter unless it does a better job of getting the vice president’s nazi rapist friends to post here

In case you're wondering she drives a giant fucking Jeep Grand Wagoneer

check out this utterly depraved filth

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

“experienced facilitator of technical post-mortems” but not an “experienced reader of calendars”

I thought hell would freeze over before I agreed with the pope. But in a world riven by cruelty, that day has finally come | Rebecca Shaw It’s a relief to see the pontiff decrying brutality, because it seems most current world leaders lack the necessary spine

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this is why yubikeys are great, they give passkeys an intuitive physical presence

I wouldn’t care about the actual cause if people were coming up with funny or original dunks instead of the same posts over and over again

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

angela this is incredible, may I please have the winning lottery numbers

four months ago the vice president of the united states started following on twitter a guy who posts non-stop about rape and the holocaust

let them eat labubus

wulgus

misty I appreciate most of your display names but this one is an all-time banger

I don’t know much about the guy but I love his name, it’s like if the US president was named Johnny American

I am assuming he was offended by “adjacent”

whenever I see you absolutely kicking ass I think of that person who DMed you to warn of the dangers of high-level streaming

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lol

are you "owning" me here by saying you're the Goatse man?

I do not want to hear about or involve myself in the argument this is about, but out of context this sentence is a fantastic meltdown

eric swalwell

NIST standard porno

this one pops into my head a lot

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

it could always be a more awkward industry to be soliciting business in

everyting irie

I had already listened to the audio version but had to watch the video specifically for Rasta Jet Li

I bought a gun last year & the guy at the counter was doing a background check & he pulled me aside quietly and said "I'm so sorry, everything on the form has to match your ID & I think your ID still has an 'M' on it" & I had to explain to him that the sex marker was F, and the M was for Motorcycle

A small, red, boxy device with one large and three smaller buttons. It is unmarked and has an unclear function

At least I have The Device

Matter over mind. Eat something and keep moving