Democrats Try Not To Shoot Themselves Repeatedly In Their Own Dicks challenge, impossible mode

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

we need more of this and less of *gestures at the current state of our fucking government*

I think the guy next to Matt is Mehdi Hasan?

God old twitter had the fucking juice. RIP

big rocket!

Who Goes AI? An interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game.

It’s fun—a macabre sort of fun—this parlor game of “Who Goes AI?” And it simplifies things—asking the question in regard to specific journalists.

www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen

Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭

JK he just decided to chime in

is Kavanaugh even there? he hasn't said anything yet

holy shit, originalism to the rescue????

Dog my brain was so pickled by the conversion therapy decision today I completely forgot we have this fresh hell to look forward to tomorrow

your honor, in my defense, it was the first nice day above 70 degrees this spring and I wanted to go play

I’m no lawyer but I find it interesting that Christian conversion therapy practitioners have the right to tell kids they aren’t trans but those kids’ teachers apparently don’t have the right to say they are trans and people on the internet may not have the right to affirm them being trans either

this is the paragraph that actually made me lose my mind today :)

Kagan's concurrence boils down to "imagine if you wrote an entirely different law that didn't do what you set out to do. Maybe think about that next time :)"

oh baby this one's got all the hits: "marketplace of ideas," "not part of historical tradition," "medical consensus isn't static," comparing Colorado to [insert preferred authoritarian government here]

the only March Madness bracket I've ever actually cared about

The laid-off lawyers and PhDs training AI to steal their careers Experienced white-collar workers are now part of a miserable gig economy.

an exhaustive, infuriating look at the labor being churned through to make AI companies rich and their models sound human. in countless ways, AI has always been propped up by human labor, lives that tech’s boy-kings are setting ablaze with glee

A disturbing and hypocritical ruling on so many levels. Especially the due process holding.

The court JUST said there’s no deeply rooted right for women to control their own bodies. But there is a deeply rooted right for parents to know if their kids question their gender at school? Come on.

From Iran to Venezuela to New York, Trump wants to control the world's oil Forget Saudi Arabia. Trump is making America the world's most dominant petrostate.

KILL, BABY, KILL. How Trump's "energy dominance" agenda is helping fuel his global aggression, from Iran to Venezuela and beyond.

Me in @businessinsider.com:

www.businessinsider.com/trump-energy...

ayo my Philly boys are back babyyyyy

"bro it'll be different this time, I swear, it's gonna be so different, just let me kill people half a world away, please I need this so badly, my family fucking hates me" - centrist columnists probably

No discipline, no foresight, no concept of chain of consequences, no capacity to plan, no settled idea of desired end state, just endless rolling crises precipitated by the centre. That’s all the analysis I have for this moment in history.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner