Yes please! This is so exciting!

I hope folks aren’t sleeping on Melanie Stansbury.

God I love him.

#steakummbless

I agree, but I also think he was right to pull out of the race and resign from congress.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Right? What a hottie.

And that’s just his cabinet members betting.

When you call people “crazy bastards” three fingers are pointing back at you. Or some such.

Joke’s on you, asshole. I only use paper currency to buy weed.

I’m in New Orleans. I’ve seen a few women who’ve made me think I could rock a micro-bang. I need to sober up.

It does happen to me! Where does the mojo go? It always comes back, but I do wonder what triggers it to vanish in the first place.

Can’t wait to see it tomorrow. 🥶

I may be wrong, but this gentleman does not sound like a native Mainer. 🤔

I’d have given ten years off the end of my life if it would have prevented this.

Check in on your teacher friends. Immigrants are under threat everywhere.

Two students in my class have out of state immigration hearings next week. Trump supporters deserve to DIAF. They either lacked the intelligence and imagination to imagine how this would affect classrooms (including American students) or they just DGAF.

BuT tHe doW iS At 50,000….

What’s that? Oh.

But was it sweet tea? 🤢

Just when I think I can’t love him more. I’d like to vote for him.

Years from now they will blame their behavior on TBIs. #SOTU

And yet he, in fact, precedes himself. 🤔

I remember seeing this as a kid after the blizzard of ‘78. I lived on a rural road and we had drifts 16’ high across the road.

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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I love this for Ivanka.

Well now you have to.

You see, the problem is that Elmo is on the bad place. Where are his parents?

I agree with this. Have you ever known an alcoholic who found religion? These folks need a place to go and might be your toughest fighters. They want to belong. Be strategic.

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

The right is not going to know how to react now that they know that two dudes with Hispanic names executed a white guy legally carrying a concealed weapon.