If you see this: quote with a picture of you wearing sunglasses 🕶️

May I never again have to endure conversations about what constitutes “good feminism” or is sex work “empowering” 🙏

Well it sure looks like a lot of us read the word “feminism” and immediately connect it first to shitty white ladies and the work we like is “other (better)” versions of feminism outside of… all that. Myself included. That sure feels like they won the word and sure, knock yourselves out with it

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The new Kneecap album comes out May 1 (they don’t fuck around with subtle symbolism) but also the single #FENIAN has been on repeat for me I can’t stop bouncing around to it

Guess I’ll specialize in floor shows for a minute 😂

I have a laptop. A webcam. And a bed.

What I really need now is a mattress how tf did I forget that part

That mirror shot tho! 🔥😍

😍🤩 staring at those toes!!

To be clear - both titles are excellent interesting movies outside of my horny feelings

whoever signed the deal that he should be covered in blood at least once in every role has my interests at heart

I just watched a double Danish Mads feature of The Last Viking and The Promised Land and thoroughly enjoyed both, though in very very different ways

Hahaha I want someone to slap that pecs guy from big brother so badly

They really chose to name the first episodes “heats” they know

“A high impact collision course where every inch counts” is the tagline for my bed

Absolutely cackling that someone had to make cardboard cutouts of the new American Gladiators heads and pass them out to a small audience who do not know yet whose heads they are waving

*whispers* new spreadsheet

I still haven’t found the same shade of a HOT pink dog bed that my dog used to have before she chewed it up. She now has two LIGHT pink dog beds but it’s just not the same. I will continue the search

It’s me

I had a dream last night that involved me pole dancing (a skill I do not have) to One Winged Dove. I hope it’s a good omen

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Hmmm that does complicate that particular feature. I think I fell a little in lust with Lae'zel the first time she said I "proved surprisingly adequate" but I'm real easy for mean femmes in leather. I hope your experience improves! I imagine it's a little overhyped now too

The freedom to bang the companion of your choice is a highlight for me. Some of them only smooch though

A room with a pink yoga mat on the floor and a small stack of weights in the corner

Gonna get strong and stretchy 💪

I will rest easier tonight thank you 💖

And lol sucks to have a job without a real vibrator always within arms reach couldn’t be me

No but seriously why was the phone on your (presumably wet, by the context of this thread) pussy??? Was it for plot reasons? I need to know

Wait. Why was the phone on your pussy? Was someone calling your pussy? What’s your pussy’s favorite scary movie???

Saturday night and I’m in a hot bubble bath with a whiskey cocktail, weird little murder novel, and texting @thatmissquin.bsky.social sultry pics

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