Wiener

A depressed orc

me every day since jan 20th
(it’s been a long year)

i got a vasectomy a week ago and im afraid to cum now what if it comes out weird

buy it

wack

Congrats to you both!!

Trudeau: Canada will retaliate with 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods YouTube video by CBC News

A fantastic speech about Canada and America’s friendship. We should be working together for freedom and democracy. It’s saddening to see this all happening but as a Canadian; I’ll stand against Fascism.

I’m turning 37 next week and I just realized I wasn’t already 37

I’ve watched a lot of Taylor Sheridan’s shows lately due to recommendations and let me tell you… this is the most boomer appeal schlock I’ve ever watched. Every episode of any of his shows has a moment where you have to be told why you’re an idiot or something was better before. Terrible. All bad.

A depressed orc

me every day since jan 20th
(it’s been a long year)

they can deflect by calling it a “Roman salute” all they want but it’s a fucking fascist move regardless (straight from Wikipedia)

i only refer to him as his god given name. Mark "Sucked a 100 Buttholes at Burning Man on Day 3" Suckleburg

I actually watched up to episode 7 on the weekend and loved it. Kind of reminded me of the Goonies. Definitely check it out but too bad it won’t get renewed.

nah they’re doing arbitration but I voted to strike cause fuck these corporations stealing from the workers

my work almost went on strike today and I’m real glad they didn’t cause I just spent 600 bucks on a steam deck like an IDIOT

im going to learn how to make videogames just so I can release ONE game and keep remastering it every year and re-releasing it

This made it seem like I’m dead and lived for 2 years holy fuck

been a long, strange trip and I’m happy that I’ve met you all along the way.

2020-2024

egg

I forgot Bluesky existed again but merry belated holidays and a happy thing that comes after 🧢🐬🐠

Easily in my top 5 games of the year

Dresden Dolls and that supes trailer is such a good start to the new DCU

a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs and says `` thank you '' . ALT: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs and says `` thank you '' .

"what time are you available for a call?"
im available at noon or any time after till 6pm
"Great will call at 10am"

I like the jib of your cut

Image of Luigi from mario and Luigi on a setup that kinda looks like a news bulletin. it says Mario party Luigi wins by doing nothing. But doing nothing is crossed out and it just says gun

The News be like:

every part of this looks photoshopped

a shark with the name jeff on its collar ALT: a shark with the name jeff on its collar

I’ve only played Marvel Rivals for ten minutes and I’m already a Jeff main

your the worst

this is how you mfers sound when you say die hard is a christmas movie

People never think about how their sickness can affect others. Sorry buddy I hope she’s okay.