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Image of Tenga Eggs which are an egg shaped stroker toys for penis havers pleasure.

These are the only eggs I want for Easter.

Omg! Amazing!! Highly recommend.

Your pussy so sore you end up alternating taking ibuprofen and Tylenol every 3hrs? That’s what he did to me last Friday 😵‍💫🥴🫠

Need to get a new shirt

Orla, a white transfemme person, wearing a black, yellow and white Bruins jersey with their hair pulled back, gold glasses and an earring of a cat on a tv. The background is an apartment with a messy bookshelf, windows, granite countertop.

Today I’m a sports girlieeeee

Yeah sure, 16 days until I get bottom surgery but why is it 520 days until Fast and Furious 11 comes out?? Ugh, why am I now invested in this stupid franchise.

👏👏👏

Do you want to know like everything about the Fast and Furious franchise? I promise I’m hot enough to make it worth it.

Selfie of Orla, a white transfemme person, wearing a black jacket with red poppy embroidery, a dark red shirt, 2 black collars, skeleton earrings, gold glasses and black lipstick. The background shows a door and a bunch of hanging purses.

I don’t do my makeup a ton these days but I was feeling HAWT for a date a few days ago 😄

applebees advertising “try our 5$ piss”

attn: chili’s bar & grill — your move

As one should be.

I’ve noticed that we’re talking about cis men again…

*takes a long drag of their joint*

I don’t like ‘em.

trans women 🥰

I have 18 bruises on my body from getting bitten this last week. It is absolutely lovely 🥹

An image of Orla, a white transfemme person, wearing a neon green beanie, a black tank top, a black skirt, a black hoodie, black tights, and a double black choker with a pink pentagram. Orla is wearing gold glasses and has brown curly hair. The background is a messy room with a brown wood floor, brown dresser.

Today I made an outfit around my new choker

Anytime Riley has sex on this bed I want her to think about how I built it and made sure it was extra squeaky.

i could be so normal if i wanted to i just don’t feel like it

The key to winning was that I wanted donuts.

🙄🙄🙄

Oh to be collared on a Saturday. If only there was someone here with me.

It seems like tits aren’t doing it anymore, when I hit 200 followers I’ll post feet pics even though you aren’t supposed to give them away for free 🤷‍♀️

Good girl 🐱

Off to a bar then a play party! I love this dress and still very much have the word toy scratched onto my back very visibly.

Hanging out with my favorite fluffy chicken 💖🥰