I feel the same. <3

Blow his fucking brains out, Jack!!

sunfish that got sick after aquarium closed has recovered thanks to human cutouts

an aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. so the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

ok I guess there is *one* good argument for bot followers

no but seriously i am so fucking sick of wanting to die. dysphoria is so fucking bullshit and so is capitalism so if you could help me with one by going against the grain of the other that would be incredibly helpful. ❤️

I'm having fried chicken for dinner tonight because existence is punishment

If I get to tuberculosis or bird flu I'm placing the blame squarely where it belongs: Bill Maher

A few minutes ago I was wishing all of humanity to burn in nuclear fire but I had a sandwich and I'm better now

[Bernie Sanders voice] Gooncave

The frigatebird

The common potoo

The macaroni penguin

The rhinoceros hornbill

Shout out to just absolutely insane looking theropods

Hi I'm Tony Soprano, and when it comes to car insurance I don't fuhgeddaboudit

*sees a guy at the store buying toilet paper*

Hell yeah brother takin shits.

Okay, I couldn't wait. It's wigs. I bought little wigs for the goats.

I'm still friendly

Keep getting ads for a Christian college while watching neighbors murder each other over unclear property lines and garbage on the street

Yeah I'm out

I was thinking of watching was it that bad?

Allen was screwed so bad by that last one.

I want Hayley Williams to run me over with her car

When everyone's talking politics and being smart and I'm just making stupid jokes that life sting less for .5 seconds

Deepseek find me a girlfriend who sighs slightly under her breathe when I take a little too long to figure out what I want at the drive through

The Sopranos was ahead of today's culture even 25 year ago

Punching Bill Maher in the nose while he's mid-sentence would produce a very funny sound

It's important to make the economy give a living wage to all Americans so I don't have to hear Jelly Roll again

Ruthlessly barging in here so I can post the judgemental Green Vine Snake

"Just like Kobe, Patrick Mahomes got away with it."

I really am living in a golden era to be a Chiefs fan. Too bad the rest of the world is utter chaos.

Watching the Fear Thy Neighbor docuseries because watching Americans murder each other over the placement of juniper bushes is a God given right.

Cardinal hanging out a wire

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It's winter and I'm a sissy