Even if he's not as much as Jake.

It's not just Friday — it's Monday!

People claim that zoomers are brainrotted, meanwhile you can take out an entire room of millenial nerds just by shouting "THE GAME."

Screencap from that old "Democracy Manifest" viral video where the guy is getting arrested for eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. Specifically, it's the moment when he shouts "get your hand off my penis!"

Got a few words for RFK, Jr:

As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now I have to keep an eye out for RFK Jr trying to cut off my dick.

I dunno, but I hope they're well-tempered.

I like how your brain in these kinds of posts is always just like "ugh, this fucking guy..."

One, two princes kneel before you
One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies

If you want to ask them only one question
Just go ahead now

Half-Life Alyx is so good, and I genuinely believe VR would have been way more popular if there were more games like that.

She jurassiced jurassically to the stairs

What in the bot is that account you replied to? They just keep saying "yesss" to every single film mentioned.

It's about time they came up with a decent alternative to Postum.

I don't think I've ever heard the phrase "welcome on in" outside of vtuber and/or ASMR streams.

You took that devil without asking?
Dude, Beelzebub had that put aside specifically for me
For meeee
For MEEEEEEEEEEEE

*cough cough*

List of Bands That Are *Technically* 4 Non Blondes

Remember John Mayer? Well, he's John Governer now.

I love that it's still very much in your art style.

”Hang on, if I'm in Japan, would I say 'hail to the king, baby,' or 'hail to the emperor, baby?'"

The Sunday paper method. And eromanga.

Clearly this is a Spiders Georg type situation.

"How The Grinch Stole Easter" was a bit of a misstep, imo. Especially the scene where Jim Carey was hung up on a cross by the people of Whoville.

Telling my grandkids this was The Amazing Digital Circus

Bad Luck, Be Bored, Die Lots

The best part of the Mario Galaxy movie was when Fox showed up and shouted "It's MORBIN TIME" and then rips off his fursuit head and it's Morbius underneath.

I was gonna reference the Puls "I guess we are what we eat" incident, and realized that podcast episode was almost 12 years ago...

Maybe all those dots are actually tiny windows??

Bower?

Administered a field sobriety test and, yup, this field is extremely drunk.

Whenever YouTube recommends one of those channels where a vocal coach reacts to various singers, I always check to see if they've done any videos on Ado.