my reaction to that haha

some recent quiz photos.

idk what he said but agreed. (i’m sure it was condescending and extremely annoying)

called in sick just because the vibes felt off.

that’s basically quizzes reaction if i don’t give him tuna from my tuna melts

I love the time honoured tradition of my father screaming at 17-20 year olds for 60 minutes a day

quiz watching me pet neuvy 😬

merry christmas from the farm! (dogs: maverick and rebel, cats: butters and cheryl, cows: lily, lotus, lupine, and lavender)

he’s a seal

a cat is sitting in a bowl of food and looking at the camera . ALT: a cat is sitting in a bowl of food and looking at the camera .

live look at quiz watching me pack up all his stuff to go to my parents for xmas

me: you dim sum, you lose some

waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

Yesterday, we all were laughing at Eric Adams when he suggest that they knew the suspected killer’s name but didn’t want to release it publicly. But imagine how you would have reacted if he’d told us they were looking for Luigi Mangione.

i’m just dying at his giving the unabombers manifesto a rating on good reads lmfao

it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post

A fake cartoon gun where a “bang” sign comes out of the barrel

Excited for the NYPD press conference tomorrow where they announce that they found the murder weapon and then present this:

DAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE

the mets????????????????????

👀 curious about the cookbook

the CEO getting murked is calling me back to twitter like the green goblin mask

USA Network on Thursdays in the 2000s:

I feel like calling it a vibecession just dismisses the fact that people are legitimately struggling.