I can’t do coffee 😂😂😂

And in fairness to me Dr. pepper is the most breakfasty soda

It was even better because our whole tour group was like 65+ and were egging everything on with the penises

Our tour guide just told us it pointed to the brothel 💀💀💀💀

Wait is it actually good luck????

The retirees made me grab the penis 😂😂😂😂

I did not!!

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Me in Pompeii

CUTEEEEEEEE

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Why’s the new Apple ceo kinda 🫦

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

This picture of you is so cute 😭😭😭

Good morning ☺️

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I’ve had it!

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning Dr. Pepper

I aspire to be as dead in the eyes as tea

Happy 4/20

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🥰🥰🥰🥰

I’ll take your attention!

Hiiiii

I cannot make change 🤭

Hot gaming take: prerendered cutscenes are so much better than in game cutscenes

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

No one deserves it more

💀💀💀💀 I mean I loved him as a kid

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Fair… I am unfortunately one of those people 💀

Hot take, the one time I saw endgame was one time too many

Girlbossed so hard at work today 💅

This is by far the funniest joke in the series