They couldn’t rent an apartment or buy a house either.

Tastykake beats them both.

I’m lucky enough to live in a rural area with no light pollution. This is what I see on a cloudless night.

Microwave joust. That's all they're good for.

Shades of Darrell Brooks.

And he still didn't learn anything

Yep.

Grass don't grow on a busy highway.

I’m gonna see if I can order a rubber stamp that says pedo so I can fix it

And we live in a time where my response to that announcement would be "can you be more specific?"

Oh damn

Love you guys, well deserved! But that statuette is kinda creepy.

Baked pecan sticky buns on a serving plate.

Trying to explain why we can't eat molten lava sticky buns straight out of the oven. #Baking #Foodies #Pastry #Breakfast

Sticky buns proofed and ready to go in the oven, sitting in a glass baking dish on a wooden cutting board.

Pecan Sticky Buns ready to go. See you in about 45 minutes. #Baking #Breakfast #Bread

That looks fantastic

Epic Fuckery

My husband passed on buying a house because it was next to a cemetery. They would have been the quietest neighbors ever.

You wait till 5?

I did but I’m high

"the *MOST* racist thing". My brain snags on that. There should not be *ONE* racist thing. Ever. JFC

Always good to feed birds, but I may be a little biased. Suet is also a good choice if you have it.

These asshole MAGAs don't realize that they are driving out doctors, nurses, engineers, programmers, and scientists in general from our country and we are going to be so much the worse for it. The people who can afford to leave are going to leave.

Close-up of a cocateil's face, mostly yellow with orange patches on the cheeks

braided dough on a sheet of parchment paper

Making Brioche with an insane amount of butter. 50%. It's gonna take hours to proof, but I think it will be worth it. It'll go with the ham and corn chowder I'm making tonight, then leftovers will be thick-cut French toast. #foodies #bread #baking

I just want them to take me through my junk drawers and tell me what all those fucking keys are for

I got both the Penzey’s spices and the Bonne Maman calendars this year and I opened every single door as soon as I got them

That thing looks like a skull weeping into its hands.

We got our glasses from the gas station. One for each fill-up. Ours weren't this fancy-schmancy.

Like, white formica countertops with the gold flecks in them?