I live in Denver and having a game start at 8:30 is a fuckin crime wtf

Refusing to believe this isn't Andy samberg in some SNL skit I've never seen

All the quotes are better than anything I could think of

I think we're like 4 years away from either a dipshit tech bro or some soulless big car manufacturer resurrecting TVR and getting it totally wrong

Also the CBS Masters coverage pisses me off every year it's been on for an hour and I've seen like 14 golf shots shut the fuck up, stop playing these puff pieces and just show the fookin golf

Don't really have an explanation but of all the streamers, Paramount+ and Peacock piss me off the most

I do gotta say while I'm cracking up all the russini/vrabel stuff, why is everyone just letting vrabes off the hook? All the jokes are disparaging Dianna, vrabel getting basically no heat

Number of times my kids gotten symptomatic hand foot and mouth disease in the past year? 2

Number of times she's passed it to me and it's littered me with spots? Also 2

he went quad, double, double right after I sent this. +8 in three holes. I'm so sorry Freddie

Fred Couples -2 rn at age 66 is wild

Anthony Norman (Jury Duty: Company Retreat) is from Nashville and I stg if the Titans don't reach out with a "temp job" for him (leading team on the field, doing the sword or whatever) I'm done with em

Hit reset on this game

Titans have added half the Giants roster anyways, why not another

Shame it's at Ball Arena in Denver too. Looks like he played Red Rocks last year, woulda been better

Wow titans really gonna win the SB next year

I had fun with the Love dreams and I mean sure it'd be a blast but I think Bain is right for sure. From one Brett to another, I hope it's right

The final 9 minutes of Tenn-Iowa St might take an hour or two

UConn-MSU kicks ass rn

At this point he's gotta be getting money from Ty Simpsons agent or something right??

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Every article about gambling just emphasizes it's (obvious) detriments to everything it touches and yet we'll just keep plowing ahead, allowing the gambling empires to creep into every facet of our lives. Disgusting

Not sure I'm on board with the curly blonde hair guy on Illinois

Denver used to have Flash Seats which was like peer to peer ticket sales and there were such great deals to be had. Think ticketmaster kicked em out

POV: you're my wife and I've had 5 modelos and start crossing you up in the kitchen

My brother is one of the horniest people alive on Instagram reels and I gotta be honest idk if he knows we can see what he's liking

Jacked Ricky Martin

Man, family went like 3 months through winter without getting sick and now we're in a 2 week period of perpetual sick. First my daughter, then me, then my wife, now my kid and me have a cough again. When it rains it pours I guess

Can't believe they brought PC vs Mac schtick to sell ozempic we're really fucked huh

yes I've seen the new Megan fox pictures and no I do not think she looks better now than 20 years ago. She does look more plastic tho

CBU!?!? 👀

Mizzou and Miami just beating each other over the heads with rocks rn