If you ensure that rudimentary grammar checking is included, you'll have me on board.

I think I already did, when I was little. My great aunt made a number of dishes that were suspiciously similar to ones that I have seen @avk.bsky.social post. As I recall, they were just as awful as you would expect.

Nice! Something for me to keep an eye out for in bookstores.

That would be interesting! Realistically, I would probably not go through it (time constraints), but I really like the idea. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!

That seems unpossible. I heard that straight (sic) thing was open again. No, closed again. No, wait...

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Best (re)name so far. #hormuz #wtf #oil

Wait, they say "sorry" too? They really are warm-weather Canadians (and/or the reverse, of course).

@avk.bsky.social is there an archive of those *real* horrific recipes you used to post?

I missed the boraxers. This really made my week.

But why does yours cost less than the original?

Note how detailed his knowledge is of the comings and goings and activities of various 🇨🇦 officials. He's watching the other trade negotiations very carefully. That's not the behaviour of someone high-level who feels as confident as he would like you to believe.

While some might think the famous movie with a similar name borrowed from this, I think it's obvious that before that happened, Louis L'Amour simply plagiarized this fine work several times to get his career off the ground.

Second Hey.cafe, haven't tried the others, though I'm on gander's early adopter list.

#bees #nature

If you keep giving him compliments like that, it just encourages him.

I'm sure you missed at least one euphemism, but I sure can't think of another myself.

I was informed by a reliable source (kid) that candy cigarettes are still available in some specialty candy shops, but are usually labelled "candy sticks".

#rights #just #moral

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.

Hoping our mild winter and abundant spring flowers has given our neighbourhood a decent population of bumblebees. There sure are a lot setting up shop. This fat queen wandered into our house last week, shown here before we put her back outside. #bees #bumblebees

Oh, they were still around in the 70s and 80s! I think they only went away around 1990, when the anti-smoking push really took off. Very popular as Halloween candy.

@guardtheleaf.bsky.social this is the second time I've seen this today, so perhaps not that uncommon.

She (not @fagankara.bsky.social but the OP) seems block-happy, so maybe it can't be viewed now, but see bsky.app/profile/faga...

Her name checks out. My French friends' opinion on that show, heh. And she's carrying on the proud "knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing" tradition. Oh well, I'll just go back outside and wash my sled dogs.

Well, at least they'd like me then! OK, maybe not; I'm nonsensical in the wrong way, probably.

First picture shows a wolf thinking "Maybe I'll get some food at that campfire, what's the worst that can happen?". Second picture shows a pug wearing a knitted birthday cake hat, with an aghast expression, captioned "ten-thousand years later".

I like the cartoon better, but... I can't get the wolf-pug meme out of my head now, so everyone has to suffer.

The flaw in your reasoning is that they couldn't have fallen, since they never left the ground!

He is so bizarre. If it wasn't for all the actual long-term damage he's causing, he'd be a comic figure, but... yikes.

Unsurprisingly, it's rife with corruption and black market syrup (for realz).

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I was about to say, I have definitely experienced Sudden Onset Beard itch. Some people think it's basically my personality.

It's nice that they found a use for the leftovers after making violin strings.