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Posts by Jonas Goonface
funfetti cake with coffee buttercream frosting, decorated with a racoon and an anarchy symbol
this and the dumpstered donuts make sure nobody leaves without a tummyache 😎✨
a red,black,and white poster for Pom Poko edited a circle A, chaos star, and a plea to bring snacks and offerings.
tanuki swinging sticks into battle under the quote "It is time to wake up again into the Dream. To shout “fire!” in the theater, not as a hoax, but as a promise. To give battle in both worlds at once, and to simply negate our obvious defeat, because the Machine can never dictate the terms of our surrender if the reasons we rebel remain illegible to it." -LZ&JR Here at the Center of the World in Revolt
Tanuki running into battle under the quote "what really counts is the strength we feel every time we don’t bow our heads, every time we destroy the false idols of civilization, every time our eyes meet those of our comrades along illegal paths, every time that our hands set fire to the symbols of Power. In those moments we don’t ask ourselves: ‘Will we win? Will we lose?’ In those moments we just fight." - Conspiracy of Cells of Fire
Tanuki playing instruments on a porch in the snow along with captions identifying them as "Fedposter, violent extremist, dumpster chef, outside agitator, hungry, felony prankster, assimilationist, flashmob tactician."
we had a Pom Poko party and got really into it.
i'm earnestly not trying to dab on the layoffs at the joyless military recruitment entertainment company. But also like what fruits were u expecting to harvest there. Hope everyone finds better places of focus their efforts.
grandma with a big gulp sized pipe
yeah! everyone in dogpile is cookin these gawdy things.
comic of Leer and Star catching up after some rough sex. Leer packs a pipe and offers a salve for Star's beat up ass. She declines tho, saying her biohacks heal her fast enough without it. Leer unties her and mumbles that she'll just find some other excuse for grabbing her butt.
I care, u care, we all care for aftercare.
thinking about @mikerugnetta.com's roundly unpleasent term: the content slit
it's some good ol polish screamo youtu.be/os60-YsfKwo
jonas draws in a cafe, a coffee cup rests peacefully atop his lumpy head. his concentration is total and complete.
doodling up some AMA for the patreon freeposts www.patreon.com/posts/ama-1-...
Totallyyy. It's got some intriguing hooks he just left so much meat on that bone it felt unrealized even after 2.5 hours. Give it to Tarsem Singh. That guy can dream 4 days
complain about people being on their phones while watching netflix in the background okay well give me something to watch then.
huge empty room where two men sit in chairs and talk very much.
otherwise you get Midnight Mass scenes where it's banger writing but painfully static bc it's a montage of strolls and empty room cagematches.
I'm a doofus that considers myself a writer, and I think it's important to give your dialoguing characters something to DO while they TALK. and DOING STUFF requires interfacing with a world.
gamble! farm chores! repair a machine! draw cartoons! fucking DO something!
The polish squatters had some unbearably fly freestore fits 🚬
Aw man that inclusion made no sense to me. Why'd they turn his house into a museum. Just finish ur movie Chris, let it be over plz plz plz
hell yeah memento rips.
jesus crust
also if you like christopher nolan I think that's gr8. liking things is neat 😎🤙🌴
Nolan's re-imagining of the Batcave. empty vacuum with oppressive lighting. concrete square. The nuclear waste warning is there saying "this place is not a place of honor..."
Hoards of cops! beautiful! infinite! pristine! sparta! (scenes from tenet, dunkirk, the batmans) chris praises the troops with every breath.
Inception cast stand dazed, bored and static in a lifeless city intersection. I wrote "dream harder" on the street, idk why.
antilife sterility, flat, military worship
cops and state power and cops and void. I was gonna say more and then napped it off and now I don't care. Nolan's movies are also too long.
characters just stand about talking unnaturally like dolls someone is playing with. no fun, no hobbies, no life.
scenes of people sitting in front of food, as if that's the only other interaction Nolan can think of for characters which isn't the aforementioned standing around.
steril lifeless environments. hotel, rich person room, boring planet, hall of drawers.
another lifeless planet and Nolan's take on a secret space base (it's boring!)
characters don't exist outside of the script. they were born to say their lines and then die.
first slide of my mean-spirited slideshow. Christopher Nolan? more like Christopher NO
some of his ideas i like: fighting in reverse (tenet) fighting in dreams (inception, which is a boringer version of paprika), fighting but you can't remember why!? (momento, the film by him that I still enjoy a lot) The Joker? (Dark Knight rises)
I watched Tenet with no sound or subtitles on a 7 hour flight and then I made a slideshow about disliking chrisdopher noland movies with my remaining 4.5 hours.
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when someone wants to change the system from the inside
So hella good🥹
Jonas is a combat angel with four swords and a sketchbook thingy. His caption says "Jonas Goonface, he/him, Angelus Novus, Author of Dogpile and other porn comics, anarchy. dumpster diving. no future. no hope."
was doing some character portraits for Dogpile and decided to do one for me also cuz fuckkit 👼
Theo pulling off his shirt showing off his big hard dick infront of a sunrise with the text saying "He is Risen"
Prayz God 🙏
me and the boys drinking in the gravel pit, chucking ballast stones at the passing @amtrak.com trains
1 like=1 lie about my artistic process
Oh they have laws?