a rich aunt who swoops into town once a year, bracelets jangling, and takes you out to a preposterously expensive lunch where she proceeds to dissect your dating life with a gimlet precision that would make you sob if your mouth weren't full of lobster salad
all of these are normal and not at all psychologically damaging
jungkook and jimin of bts holding hands during a dance practice
i love that random jikook holding hands is not even acknowledged because it Just Is a Thing
a whole babie :(
my fluffy lil birb boy 🥹 🐥
bang pd arrest warrant!
yoongi in his size 4X fear of god t-shirts.....nature is healing
wow the industry is popping OFF on this day
🎶duckdogs woohoo🎶
married duckdogs
not me wanting to make this my phone lockscreen
a beautiful mallard standing by a fence
a second handsome mallard appears and they both run off
this morning when I came out of the gym, this handsome guy was by my car and when I tried to take his pic, his life partner appeared out of nowhere and the two of them ran off together so fast I barely got them in frame
headline from a wired.com article "This scammer used an AI-generated MAGA girl to grift 'super dumb' men" https://www.wired.com/story/ai-generated-maga-girls/
if we're all stuck in this burning house together at least let me get my shits & giggles where i can
well now i'm crying before 9am
preeeeeetty much, and the sad thing is bang pd is a symptom, not the disease
if i found an author who is a) good and b) writes shitloads of long explicit minchan fic, i think you'd hear manda's screams for miles
please clock that jk is always singing nj's parts 😍
late-stage capitalism is going to drive me into an early-stage grave
if you're telling me this man has been fighting with a crazy lady in court for years now over her extorting money from him, and yet HE was (figuratively) extorting money from INVESTORS god i hate everything please burn capitalism to the ground
When the new wealth tax drops
single dad kim hongjoong (just kidding i know he's not single)
W O W
😩😩😭
infowars the official news service for blue sky
is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh
IT'S ONLY APRIL?????
🤌
i mean it's unfortunately not the pairing you're thinking of 😬 you'd know if i found THAT account
John Oliver sitting at the Last Week Tonight desk surrounded by dozens of multi-colored dildos
me when I find out an author I like has a whole ao3 account comprised of mostly explicit fic about my faves
honestly in this timeline anything is possible
the new last week tonight is on prediction markets, and while all of this is terrifyingly dystopian and dark, i really feel like polymarket sounds less like a betting site and more like a dating app for threesomes