No matter how badly I think I want any given app, if they made me go through a flow of giving up personal information and only after baring my digital soul they show a popup asking me to pay to use the app, I will 100% never use the service. Feels disingenuous. Tell me upfront that I need to pay.

Hey - I own lutingenie.com which can help categorize and automate some common things (order status, escalations, etc.) It can def be a good first point-of-contact to help out your employees when the rush comes. Can work out a special promo for you when we launch if you want to keep up-to-date. ✨

Guys... I tucked in my t-shirt today and I'm wearing a belt. This is it; I have crossed the threshold into adulthood.

Alllllrigghty then.