Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

Faecilian and Sorcilan. Fairy/Ground #Fakemon

A spider with translucent legs, red eyes, and an abdomen that looks like a mirror ball. She is standing on a mossy leaf.

Here is some fun news! This fancy lady spider with a shiny mirrorball for a booty is a newly described species as of yesterday! I heard from the scientist who described her and my photos will be running in a local paper in Ecuador!
(Chrysometa chuchaqui) Bellavista Cloud Forest Reserve
#invert

I've been thinking about ordering takoyaki since Tuesday 😋

I had a very productive day off

I made a huge mistake. I thought the new tank will fit on my shelf even if it has to hang off the side by an inch or so, but it's actually going to be *deeper* in addition to wider. On the plus side, the new larger shelf I just ordered can have my kingsnake's tank on it too.

felt like having some takoyaki :)

I got my new snake Hannibal yesterday. I'm still letting him de-stress from shipping, but I'm excited to start target training and other techniques.

mmm takoyaki

Moo Moo .

#NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2

I got absolutely eviscerated at Petsmart today just buying superworms and crickets. Good thing I already have a bulk supply of mice and fish food cubes in my freezer. It's going to get fucking rough.

having a soak after her shed

Happy Valentine's Day

The nurse called out for Mr. Racism and everyone booed at the man who stood up. Little did they know...his first name was Fuck.

I'm so hyped for Robert Eggers' new projects

thanks

Been getting into tilapia lately

Stingling, Slimecho, and Harmonophore. Poison/Ghost #fakemon and convergent species of the Chimecho line

Harmonecho, the Sacred Bell Pokemon #fakemon

I lost the actual date for when I got my first tarantula and formally entered the hobby, but it was in January so New Year's is close enough. 19 years.

She calls me Mr. Grinch 'cause I got a bad banana with a greasy black peel

"Tender and mild"? Can I get an infant that's buffalo ranch flavor instead?

I'm shocked I haven't seen fakemon based on Bathyphysa. You could make it into a nice Christmas tree. Or a horrible eldritch god

I loved gen 7 because of the pokemon it introduced. Toxapex, Dhelmise, Golisopod, and Vikavolt are some of my favorites

what rule??? a rule against having swag and a fat juicy ass???