@jrmoockjr.bsky.social @ me next time!!!

Y'all remember when Obama wanted to pass his Republican healthcare plan and conservative media went full-on batshit crazy saying that man wanted to setup death panels?

Well... they actually meant THEY wanted to setup death panels.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

I do not want her to have to go through it again because these people are liars and will vote for the GOP again.

Me, but in an office

Me, but in an office

So he removed her as AG, but he can't fire her because she'd lose access to her military housing and spill all the shit she knows, so he just removed her as AG and is going to give her a fake job. Is that right?

Ohhhh is this why she's fucking Corey Lewandowski? Because she got all that work done and couldn't keep up with her husband's kinks anymore?

What is Tiger Woods doing to the point he can’t hire a driver?

a man in a red hoodie says " do tell " ALT: a man in a red hoodie says " do tell "

I love doing it backwards!

The Dow was going to open down 300 points from Friday, so Liar McLiarson posts a lie on his website, and the down opens up 900 points. Problem is? He lied. Iran is denying the very talks he said happened, and the very reason for the 900 point gains for today

Market manipulation

He knows his lies can swing the market and they've been taking losses since they decided to start a war

Stories from Trump I or Trump II would have ended other presidencies. He's not special. Special interests just see dollar signs under him

Jake Tapper wrote that Biden health book and that same energy should be applied now. Tapper will be unemployed soon as the merger is approved so nothing to lose

Idk, the "in 2 weeks" thing should be a bigger story, if MSM cared in America. Failing to deliver every "2 weeks" seems to be a big deal to me

Same as being POTUS/Speaker of the House and being "unaware" of things. They know, but Trump doesn't have the mental capacity and Johnson is a bad liar.

it’s definitely not lost on me that the pussycat dolls last attempted to reunite right before COVID hit and now they’re doing it again before ww3.

"Whiteness and straightness are sisters."

NIGGA

The dumbest timeline with the dumbest fucking people leading us

.....but who owns copies of pee tape?

First world problem: The gummy started to hit before the very kind elderly woman finished checking me in to vote

We were about to have a problem. And by problem, I mean by me. Not her her. I timed that out wrong.

We are seeing a nationwide nursing shortage, and the U.S. Department of Education’s proposed rule to exclude nursing degrees from the definition of professional degrees could exacerbate this issue in North Carolina.

A man who forgot to put on lotion before putting on gym shorts in the office. Free lotion EVERYWHERE, too

Since I didn't workout much the past 2 weeks

A little ashy, so we'll not look at these knees

This was obvious in 2024 to everyone but Joe and Kamala in their public comments

Me, bored. A few weeks ago.

I was bored and deep in thot a few weeks ago.

I'll post it here.

*things I can't type out*

This is the correct answer

In my heart, I don't want Jasmine to win that primary. Selfishly. But only because in 2028, AG Crockett does something to me in my soul. Spirit dance or something happens wishing about that happening

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"Like That" was definitely in Martin's Dream

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