New best time ayy

They really got us with the jingles

$fayeforfun 😘

If everyone is gonna like my donut post then GET ME SOME DONUTS

Been trying to get my hips to pop WITHOUT a man under me and progress is slow

Don't be alarmed, it feels good

My hips pop when I'm on top

I'm always fascinated by how old people think I look. But the whole "you have two kids?! I thought you were in your early 20s!" conversation is getting old

I went to a birthday party and everyone thought I was 25

I found out recently that the baseline for cortisol goes up during perimenopause so that's fun 😡

Tempted to rear end every Tesla I see on the road

Popping into the fam group chat just to call my brother in law old

Alarming all the boys by telling them I need a blowtorch without context

Everybody swim down! You have to work together!

It's not like they didn't have their own stress factors. Other monks went grey. And Katara went grey and she has the same genetics as Sokka

Why did Sokka and Aang not go grey?

Eating too many jellybeans will probably help, right?

You try being misunderstood whenever you speak for decades without developing a severe social anxiety disorder (impossible)

Things to try while healing:

Don't explain yourself when you say no unless asked

Don't pad what you're nervous to say with laughter

A screenshot of a text message that says "Miso soup and some salmon nigiri"

Every time

My tummy hurts and I wanna cuddle

🎵 if you wanna be my lovah, you gotta get with my patriarchy-induced-rage 🎵

Designing merch for dog owners. The type that go to special dog themed events with their dogs. I've never had a dog because I'm very allergic lol wtf

"But what if you succeed?" Well then things will change

Success can be scary too

Just sitting here, remembering

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How am I supposed to get any work done with peak 90s pop blasting in my ears?? (I put it there)

Don't hold yourself to the standards of people who don't have your best interest at heart. Not being built for capitalism is a good thing

And goodnight texts? Get out of my ass