Desperately need a tall brunette girl to hold my hand and tell me I'm being so brave while I respond to emails

Like of course I want to see your collection of poisoned daggers queen, can I see what it looks like when you hold one to my throat? haha jk unless

Sirens are such an unnecessary myth, I could be lured to my death by any woman under any pretense

Your therapist should have access to your music app and if you listen to Radiohead for more than ten minutes an alarm goes off like you're having a heart attack

I am normal and can be trusted with magic rings

And my weaknesses? Um,
-Passing tests
-Diminishing
-Going into the West

My greatest strengths, you ask?
-Beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night
-Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain
-Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning
-Stronger than the foundations of the Earth

I Have No Smash, and I Must Mouth

Desperately need there to be a situation where a guy betrays me so that I can call him a "cad" and a "viper." Needs to be a man for it to work; when women etc betray me it's just hot.

new gender

is this anything

If my demands are not met by sunrise I am going to coat myself in jojoba oil and just be ooooh so slippery and you won't be able to catch me

Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton

Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"

Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people

Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"

Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop

Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks

I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive

All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God

Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt

Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality

Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato

This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius

All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet

Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god

Wandering Whispers

Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com/
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?

put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something

Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?

(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"