7pm, Saturday, April 4, 2026 The Garage, 16915 Darnestown Rd, Boyds, MD 20841 $10 admission
1) You come to the show 👯🎉
2) You take photos or videos of the gay pirates 🤳🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
3) You send your photos or videos to the gay pirates 🖼️🎞️📩
4) The gay pirates send you a digital recording of their set to enjoy forever! 🔊🎶
It couldn't be any simpler! Help us raise funds for MoCo Pride Prom! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
The Pirates Of Stonewall (well, most of us). From left to right: Lazy-Eye Polly Seaworth, Scrap Metal, Della Marva, Big Jonny, Captain Mary Anne Celeste, Little Tara, Matt, Emily The Nameless. The band is posed in a horizontal line in front of a lighthouse, surrounding an old cannon. Big Jonny is sitting on the cannon like it's a horse, raising a wild fist in the air.
Upcoming shows!
3/22—Pirates for Preservation: Fundraiser for the Bowers Beach Maritime Museum, Essex, MD
4/4—MoCo Pride Prom Fundraiser, Boyds, MD
5/31—Mosaic Community Chorus Spring Concert, Columbia, MD
10/10—Laurel Pride Day, Laurel, MD
As always, keep yer eye on piratesofstonewall.com/ !
Usually we like to let a new song cook a little longer before we perform it, but schedules are tight and we wanted to make sure we posted this during Black History Month: our new song, Queen Marsha's Revenge! Yt link because video too long for bsky
youtu.be/dk8PFIiWC4k?...
Vikings are honorary pirates.
I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
xkcd.com/3193
The Pirates Of Stonewall in all their glory. Seven musicians packed into a tight little corner stage with a rainbow jolly roger flag behind and a big crowd in front
If you did not come out and see the big gay pirate show yesterday, then you missed the big gay pirate show! But don't worry, there will be more!
Thanks Kestral Cafe for having us at your frand opening!
Join us—and three other great pirate bands—for the grand opening of Kestrel Cafe on Saturday, January 10! We go on at 5pm for an extra-long 45-minute set! Hear the deep cuts! Do not miss this! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
1546 Eastern Blvd., Ste. 1, Essex, MD 21221
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Reminder to catch us live at 1:30 pm TOMORROW on the Chrysalis Stage at Howard County Pride!
Thanks for the kind words, old friend! We love you!
If you appreciated the Misbehavin’ Maidens’s Pride, please check out and consider following our pirate friends! Some of whom we had the absolute pleasure to perform with consistently in another life.
Great music, great cause. <3
Please allow us to introduce ourselves. We're pirates of wealth and taste (yeah, right 🤣)! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
youtu.be/Be3eQHkRClw?...
Did you know that the third Wednesday in October was International Pronouns Day? Neither did we, but we do now! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
youtu.be/JIhVYTUZi4I?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIhV...
what is a pronoun, me hearties?!?!
flyer for the pirates of stonewall show at upper chesapeake bay pride
One more day!
Join Kimber and the No-Bodies and Pirates of Stonewall at the Upper Chesapeake Bay Pride Fest this Saturday, October 4, at Concord Point Park in Havre de Grace! The fun starts at 2pm on the Rainbow Riser Second Stage! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@kimberband.bsky.social
black text on a white background. Text reads as follows: Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized.
Actually, September 20th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day if you have ADHD
Pirates and landlubbers alike! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Let me hear your best ARR! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
