Your Hecking Epic WWII Ice Cream Ship, sir

Hello Bluesky, thank you for having me - I will be here for the foreseeable future!

Poking my head in to observe the two consecutive Piglesias crashouts. How wonderful!

We NEED to do this

Imagine: modern science lets you find your statistical soulmate, and unfortunately, you and your partner aren't each other's true love. You amicably break things off in pursuit of the one - each find them - you enjoy unconditional love from a perfect spouse. And then you cheat on them with your ex

Zionist neurosis is too powerful, how do you earnestly believe protestors opposing a genocidal nuclear power are akin to Romans kicking down the doors at Masada

Will Stancil please read "Settlers: the Mythology of the White Proletariat" by J. Sakai, it will help you hone this argument into a blade with which to disembowel your enemies

On occasion

Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell in Wolf Hall: the Mirror and the Light

Weeping at what they did to my poor boy

Gaston from that film

"How can you self-insert into this? There's no endearingly dull husband who works at the computer and is slowly putting on a little weight"

Wes Streeting looked at the past week's headlines and decided now was a great time to make people hate you for denying them healthcare

There're a couple of decent picks but the selection is not great

Saw the Illinois flag redesign. Never going to believe anyone who says Chicago is America's second city, what kind of metropolis can't even rustle up ten graphic designers

Incredibly funny bit this site came up with where they disincentivised quote dunks by expanding block functionality, but then also designed the following tab so that replies don't show up, allowing the wretched quote format another niche in which to prosper

Did absolutely everything he could to appease Israel and still got shafted for it. They're calling him Brandon al-Assad

Choosing to believe this all happened because he sold out the Axis and then realised he didn't actually have an escape plan

Well now to be fair it hasn't done an awful lot now, has it? Whereas this year, voting ha [aide whispers in my ear] uhuh. I see

Well the thing is, Singal deserves it

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Bloodless panopticist shocked at public reaction to his Gestapo informant campaign against beloved folk hero

the squirrel from ice age had hitlerian tendencies even if he was not necessarily on the same moral level as hitler. we know this as "the banality of evil

You know who else was just following orders? Hitler

So that's who got him

Sonic (the Hedgehog) I want shorter coups with worse planning by dumber autocrats and I'm NOT KIDDING

More like Yoon Shit Seol

They're making a third one? Fuck yeah

It's an expression of pain.

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