We Americans will truly do anything to avoid building high speed rail.

From what I understand from my single female friends is that dating is a cesspool and wading through the metric ton of shit to find the normal dudes feels like a near impossible task. I am thrilled to not have to deal with that anymore.

shoe* IP

Technically they are pivoting. They sold the show IP to another company and are changing their name and doing a financing to purchase AI compute technology. It was either that or becoming a crypto treasury I would imagine.

Or having your dumbest toddler drive the car and then questioning the purchase because it "doesn't handle well."

One of those guys will get injured or Grisham turns back into a pumpkin. Either way, I bet he's still gonna end up getting 400+ ABs in the majors this year. Until then might as well get him every day reps in Scranton.

Legit jump scare. This should come with a trigger warning.

I understand the use of a catchphrase, but can't they at least come up with something catchy and pithy so it has a chance of resonating with the electorate? Trump lies, your wallet dies.

It feels good, yeah
It feels good
Oh it feels good
It feels good
It sure feels good to Muad'Dib

The apparently just announced "Early May"

I'm only at 49 and I'm furious

This is so sad. I mainly knew her on the socials, but did happen to meet her once when she was working and she was a delight. So sorry for your loss.

Nice work, pal!

Coffee mug that says MAY YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN

Today’s mug for no particular reason

I guess when you spend your days palling around with dinosaurs this is the level of humor we should expect

Kermit in Muppets Take Manhattan

Genuine question...how is he -18 on immigration and only -3 on border control when this administration seems to conflate the two constantly?

He's actually doing the opposite. He's explaining how the shitty posting system works to highlight just how shitty it is.

Yup, that's literally what happened.

That's one of the greatest goals I've ever seen. They will be playing that in Olympics video packages for the rest of our lives. Megan Keller forever a legend.

Smith(,Stephen A.)/Cuomo

Technically they did. They revoked the endangerment finding, which was the EPAs science-based finding that underpinned the greenhouse gas emission regs in the clean air act. By erasing this finding officially they clear the path to deregulate polluters.

As a colorectal cancer survivor who only got diagnosed because of a colonoscopy I strongly agree. I got very lucky that I had the test when I did and caught it early. Colorectal cancer rates in young people are increasing rapidly so don't wait.

Post a banger that isn't in English

Bamboleo - Gipsy Kings

youtu.be/ZKfHt-AVR48?...

Together We Are America

Ackchyually

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