Working with TypeSript right now, and every time I write '.ts' I think "heh, type shit"

Just got circumcised

I hate the time of year when you have to start wearing a jacket and there is like a solid month where you have constant mini heartattacks because you've placed them in the jacket instead of their normal spot

Creating a religion

Tasted like warm pickle

Ok, but it does look good tho

Grilling pickle cuz I have free will

My tinfoil hat theory is that Charlie Kirk was killed by the American government, to distract from the Epstein files

Pillbug

Bee

Moth thing

Mantis

These guys are so fucking cool

"I'm not homophobic guys. I just really really hate lgbt+ people and everything they stand for"
perfectly describes the entire video

Screenshot of the YouTube app of the latest video from "Bacon Guy". There are 52K views, 2.8K likes and 6.9K comments

This might be one of the worst ratios I've ever seen

Yeah right. That's exactly what a dead person would say

"100% natural ingredients"
I DO NOT CARE!! I'm drinking BEER! If I wanted to be healthy, I would've drank water.

Just re-remembered my chair has knobs and levers and whatever, and I will be fiddling with it for about 3 hours. At which point I'll forget that my chair has them for another two years.

And thus the cycle repeats its self

cheeseburger medium ice tea

Finally mustered up the courage to write an email. Only took about eight days.

As for sending the email, this might take another couple of days.

Twitter removed my porn. The website is useless now 😞

Package that says "bomb inside" on what looks like to be a TSA check-in belt

Pov: Me opening a twitter comment section I already know is filled with the most braindead takes to have ever been created

Duolingo, where I got the phrase "冬天的时候，我们常常吃火锅。" wrong. It should be "In winter, we frequently eat hot pot.", but I said "In the winter, we frequently eat hot pot"

Genuinely, this gay ass bird can suck an egg

God I love salted sunflower seeds, because it's basically eating straight salt, but socially accepted

Just wrote about 150 lines of code and it ran (and worked as intended) instantly. This must be what it feels like to be God

I resonate with this thing.

Me when I get the poking stick

Guy playing pool

They call me the Goonmaster, the way I be edging these balls

Grub father from Hollow Knight

Me throwing a lighter from the balcony to my friends like:

I personally like to leave my computer displaying the most impressive-looking code from whatever project I'm working on at the time, instead of locking it. Just in case someone who doesn’t know programming walks by to make them think I'm really smart

(The code is not smart)

One of these is not like the others