I want to write for the new InfoWars.

this is actually giving me so much life, maybe there is good in this world 🥹

We are mere days away from running in a cyc-a-lone come on come on take it to the zone aight.

who wants to group up and just stare at each other like this

www.hackdex.app/hack/celias-... Download it now!

I love a good bit and this game COMMITS to the bit.

Screen shot from Pokemon ROM hack "Celia's Stupid ROM hack". A trainer is telling the player "I trained my SANDSHREW by chucking him into that pond over there"

We are having way too much fun playing Celia's Stupid ROM Hack.

Oh shit I forgot Dynamite is on at 5 on the west coast lol. Might have to watch it later.

I forgot how much more thirsty I get in California. That sun ain't no joke!

You can use a rolling pin as an impromptu meat hammer! I put a layer of Saran wrap over the meat so the juices don't come flying at me.

(Writing this on both hands to remember)

Yup! You can make your shit free for all I care I ain't buying from ICE bootlickers!

I am extremely interested. I'll let you know when I'm able to buy in case tariffs factor into the price.

CHILI PEPPER RING?!

This would legit be a fun activity. Like an immersive escape room type experience where you and some friends can plan a heist over a weekend in a small fake town outside the strip.

Is planning a casino heist the cure for male loneliness

Yeah I'd advise against it. They'll figure it out.

"Account for the wind speed, Jack. C'mon. And I mean that seriously."

Are you telling them in French?

They should move then???

It's the byproduct of paying five grand for nosebleeds. It does something to your brain.

Double deadass.

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For now, I am going to focus on my full time job, draw for myself, maybe bat some ideas around with my family and friends.

I won't be taking any commissions, but if you would like to support me, you can do so at my Threadless shop.

jacobcpaul.threadless.com

I stg if we enter the dark timeline...

Go check out his store! This dude's got talent out the wazoo - and the wazoo isn't even where it's supposed to come out!

Fuck corporate art.

🎶 Better stop, the succ you lent may be your own
Darling, take it slow or someday you’ll be all alone 🎶

You're such a talented artist dude. I hope you continue to flex those creative muscles!

The succ you lent.

Proud Mexican Ameriwont