there is literally one proven policy to reduce traffic congestion long-term.
it’s congestion pricing. and Trump just spent a whole year trying to illegally scrap it in New York City
They shouldn't have listened to the business lizard
No, because they're dropping the shoe business
Think of it this way: using ChatGPT is like employing a scheming eunuch whose obsequious lies will make your life difficult and embarrassing.
That's the complete truth in this case
When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.
I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.
Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.
I haven’t been to church since 1983 but I will take the Pope over this mad king any effing day
Did I just get baptized by Voltron?
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
One of the very best from Clickhole
System of a down toxicity album cover but it's Bobomb Battlefield
system of a 1-up
what do you mean, a /second/ anglophone global empire has ruined its status as a world power by getting caught in a trade dispute concerning a narrow body of water next to the arabian peninsula
But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?
Never went to bed on Friday, more like.
Implied groove.
This is Betsy Ross erasure
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.
Have been thinking about this story all weekend – and considering how wonderfully radical it would be if millions of people took this seriously:
"Perhaps consuming a few dozen book pages a day should become the new 10,000 daily steps — a basic foundation of activity to maintain cognitive fitness."
I’m done ceding my brain — the core of all that makes me who I am — to the financial interests of a small number of technology billionaires or the shortsighted conveniences of hyperactive communication styles. It’s time to move past fretting about our slide into the cognitive shallows and decide to actually do something about it.
What he said
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/o...
Worth trying imo
Southeast CT, we would go out on a boat with Project Oceanology and look at fishes
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
In the skeets, the cities
The thing that would rock about a general Clive Barker universe TV show is that while King's works are full of references, and obviously tie together in DARK TOWER, Barker's always been one to sign off on explicit crossovers. SCARLET GOSPELS, HELLRAISER/NIGHTBREED, NIGHTBREED VS. RAWHEAD REX, etc.
Robert McNamara was the tragedy, Rumsfeld was the farce, Whiskey Pete is the terrible movie featuring 1990s SNL alums.
Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
So you were feeling very windy last night
