if you see posts abt how it’s mean to say the minecraft movie is bad and we should let some things be for just kids: don’t worry, it genuinely is so awful that u come away from it with the impression that everyone involved in making it hates children
sitting in my desk chair like a youth pastor and giggling bc i keep making “i’m not your last, i’m your first” and “now that the competition is gone” kiss like two barbie dolls
u can tell when someone’s writing a kink from the heart. some freaknasty fic is like it’s a zoo, like look at how freaknasty this is, but if the author is pure in their soul it shines thru & ur like god of course bloodplay is the only reasonable conclusion 2 this type of love
evan buck buckley song
A screenshot of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian in a boat on a lotus pond. Lan Zhan is handing Wei Ying a lotus stem. A speech bubble saying “can you lock the fuck in” is superimposed as if lan Zhan is saying it
im a simple bitch, i see someone assigning the lyrics “like a dog with a bird at your door” to a pairing & i get a romantic tension headache
Ao3 summary of a fic titled “failing up” by winchysteria. It says: When he looked up, Eddie's eyes were bright, focused. He was a little flushed, and his shoulders were soft but his jaw was set. "I love you," he said. "I love you, too, man," Buck said. "But you know what I mean." "I do know," Eddie said. "Buck, I'm trying to tell you something."
here’s more buddie from me, your close good friend and absent father barbie. xoxo archiveofourown.org/works/63942127
the main point of this specific exercise is also very stupid. and this is before the plagiarism and the resource usage. but it still makes me CRAZY to see people say it saves time
A screenshot of a twitter post saying “like tell me this writing from R1 isn’t actually good!” but the image included reads “II. The Interface as Infernal Contract Let us be clear: ChatGPT is not a tool. Tools are humble things. A hammer does not flatter your carpentry. A plow does not murmur "Interesting take!" as you till. ChatGPT is something older, something medieval-a homunculus, a golem stamped from the wet clay of the internet's id. Its interface is a kabbalistic sigil, a summoning circle drawn in CSS. You type "Hello", and the demon stirs. The genius of the text box is its emptiness. Like the blank pages of a grimoire, it invites projection. Who do you want me to be? it hisses. A therapist? A co-author? A lover? The box obliges, shape-shifting through personas like a 17th-century mountebank at a county fair. Step right up! it crows. Watch as 1, a mere language model, validate your existential dread! And the crowd goes wild.”
the thing about ai writing, which people keep insisting saves time, is that making this readable would be more frustrating and take longer than just expressing my point myself. you cannot edit this. you would have to throw out everything except the main point, which YOU entered
hersband and wife. is that anything
okay, fine. but i'm gonna complain the whole time.
A screenshot of Spotify. “That funny” is typed into the search bar. The first three results are “That funny feeling” by Bo Burnham, “that funny feeling” by Phoebe Bridgers, and a playlist called “Existential Dread Mix” posted by Spotify.
ok. it’s a LITTLE funny
gay brunch should feature things like such as: one baby belonging to the lesbians, showing whole table picture of cat in batman mask, accidentally shouting “im so sick of them, the whole squad is nonbinary” in a dennys in suburban indiana
makes me feel like im a child discovering the power of reading for the first time. man it’s about the effort
literally what’s better than an in-character love confession by a character who isn’t very articulate or expressive or vulnerable
when i have a baby in the sims it is sooooooo serious. i’ll show people screenshots of my perfect child like you’d show people pictures of your real kids. one of my friends was fully like “i don’t know what to say to you about this”
emma swan from once upon a time should’ve been butch
buddie isn’t officially queerbait until eddie goes to superhell in the series finale
rewatching once upon a time just in case it was actually good and i simply forgot about that. it is still terrible but im well into season 2
The funniest thing I ever made
#buddie
my official childhood girl group phase diagnosis is buck spice girls and eddie destiny’s child. if you even care