I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots
Battler: “NO! NO!!! This CAN'T be true!! I’ll NEVER believe in witches!!”
Beatrice: “KEE HEE HEE! Foolish Ushiromiya Battleeeer!! How else could such wicked magic come to be!!”
Ronove:
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
MC Moon C
do you want to see the whole crew rushing from one high-stakes phaser fight to another? no. nobody wants to see that. we want to see bashir and o'brien playing darts
I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
Painting of Garfield as Monokuma from Dangan Ronpa
SO @bobvids.com spoke this idea into existence and I had to make it happen
#ArlowArts
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
This is a fact
Pour one out for all the beautiful women who would have transitioned on the Northernlion Supercruise.
CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger
Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay
Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine
Moon Ghost
THIS MECHSPLO YURI SHIT IS EASY!!!
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading
Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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the dua lipa of man
Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator
POV: You're a retainer
Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks
"IT'S TRUE, COOP. THE BOYS DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE CALLING HIM 'MOON CHILD'. THEY EVEN SAY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW AND EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT KIND OF STORY."
*going through miles and miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers*
what the fuck who engraved the word hate on each nanoangstrom of these
i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics
Fake wikipedia page: The Strong Inverse Bechdel test is an arcane technique invented by the warlock Coltan Azur in 1759 NA, originally designed as a method of retrieving forbidden knowledge which would otherwise be inaccessible to baseline sapients. Where the original Bechdel test functioned as a measure of the representation of women in fictional settings by asking whether a work features two women having a conversation about something other than a man, the Strong Inverse test involves two non-fictional women, inserted into a specially-constructed Textual Actual World (TAW) by means of a standard fictional rocketship, talking about everything in the universe. This discursive material can then be sifted for forbidden knowledge using a Kreminski-type inductive story sifter in 𝒪(nlog n) time. Azur conducted the first run of the Inverse Test in 1761 NA, employing their wives Arabella Dust-Kirby and Finally, Finally, The Last Words Are Inaudible, Though Try As You Might To Hear Them, And For The Remainder Of Your Days With Each Rememberance Distort The Unreliable Record Of Memory Until Finally, Finally, You Yourself On Your Deathbed Achieve A False But Comforting Understanding In The Moment You Need It Most as the actants, and using a modified copy of William T. Vollmann’s You Bright and Risen Angels as the substrate. Although initially successful, Azur was unprepared for the sheer volume of forbidden knowledge, much of it deeply unflattering, and suffered a cerebral haemorrhage as a result; they subsequently died in 1767 NA of unrelated causes, and their wives remain trapped in the TAW. The substrate is held in the permanent collection of the Artemis Institute In recent years, the use of the Strong Inverse test has gained notariety as a form of torture, particularly by Formerican intelligence services, who have reportedly used the Strong Inverse test both as part of a polygraph or neuropolygraph, and as a method of sensory overload.
never knew this!
