they fucking suck and are irresponsible as hell

HOW ARE MY MEDS STILL NOT READY THIS IS MY THIRD TIME GOING TO THE FUCKING PHARMACY i might need to kill someone

yes i fucked up the words. i don't think there's a big market for millipede pets for your shoes BUT DON'T U DARE STEAL MY IDEA!! not that i could stop u lol

LMAO so valid tho

im really high rn ngl

if its not patented i still have a chance
i just need to make sure i patent the right thing: shoes for millipedes not millipedes for shoes

wait

business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time

LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3

IS THAT WHY?!!

i could even hear it from the bedroom

wowww we got a copycat over here

eyy aha aha 😏😏😏

no no, i like u like this

i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere 😔

>: 3 hehe 💚💚💚

hehe tyy 💚💚💚

crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3

there can be cool curses
im sayin if im gonna be cursed i would rather one of those instead of a lame curse that is specifically made to be inconvenient

no i said i want cooler curses i dont want that

idk i feel like anything would be cooler than being cursed to turn every bottle of body wash i touch into a bottle of body lotion instead

please... no more... i have enougg...

I HAVE LIKE 5 FULL BOTTLES ALREADY BC THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME IVE DONE THIS

kinda wish i had a cooler curse than this ngl

WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH