👀

I wish someone would look at me the way my cat looks at my cookie

Thank you, Jayme! ❤️

Bespoke birthday cupcake graphic for Jade ❤️

Happiest of Birthdays to Our Wonderful Jade 🎂

I hope you're having a FANTABULOUS day ❤️

(And if you follow Jade on TwiX, please do wish her a HBD there, as well)

@dreamerroyale.bsky.social

Thank you! ❤️

@dreamerroyale.bsky.social

Yes!

My beige flag is that I like you.

I've never believed in anything enough to put a sticker about it on the back of my car.

With Friday the 13th just passed, and Halloween approaching, it's probably a good time to offer this useful guide:

I didn’t pay and I’d still like a refund.

Living? In this economy??

I think it’s already sunk. Some people don’t know when to jump ship. 😅

Same 😂

This app works like proper social media. My posts get no likes because they’re crap, not because they aren’t seen.

You heard me.

It’s October 2nd! Time to bring out the Christmas merch! 🎄

I thought about it!

It’s October! 🎃

I think my cat was saying the same thing, but it was hard to tell with her face so deep in my bowl of ice cream.

My cat said to tell you I don't feed her enough. At least I think that's what she said, it's hard to understand her with her mouth full of cat food.

Strike more

Uh huh.

A book titled "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives." Yes, this is a real book.

We're getting ready to adopt a new kitten, and I'm determined to avoid the same mistakes I made with my last cat.

There goes the neighborhood.

It’s okay! I brought enough to share.
I’m happy we’re both here! ❤️

Darn it, I clicked on this hoping for candy!

That’s how I’ve been finding people, too. I’m glad that people have also been finding me! ❤️