The math on a PL-CL-SpursRelegated treble just got harder...

"Absolutely sir, you can stand on the step because you are definitely 6'2"

"OK gentlemen, we want to see hands in front. Visible hands. You too Mr President. We'll bring the team in behind when we can see hands, take the photo, then the team will leave. We don't want any of you grabbing anyone by the anything."

Someone is ordering a batch of water bottles with no labels and 2 sets of stickers with "Man City Tears" and "Arsenal Tears".
Double order of "Champions" shirts with different names, half to be returned.

And a load of custom toilet seats with "We'll be back!"

Lol! I know where I would rather be!

Trump is probably thinking they can use Italy, or The Mighty Ducks.

First I am hearing of this movie, and I am honestly all in. 100% sold!

"Staging looks weird? Well boss, there are 2 reasons we don't want those men concealed from the view behind women..."

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

It reads like something a politician would say when caught cheating on their partner, or punching someone at a dinner party.

Bluey truly is our greatest ever export to the world 💙

100% agree.

Their xG is as low as their xCL 😂

Individual games he was shit, sure, and he had injuries, sure, but others he played very well. And I still wanted him out.
Every touch, every tackle, every goal tainted my love for Arsenal.

I had someone reply "It's easy when he was playing shit!"
But he wasn't playing shit. He was playing well, but he is a piece of human garbage. It does not matter if he was playing well. A massive number of Gunners fans wanted him out on principle.
They just don't get "principles" being a thing.

What.
The.
Fuck.

Never thought I would see the day when "wannabe nonce" was published to the world, and nobody thought to ban him from absolutely everything, and put him on all the watch lists! How is this guy not unemployed and shunned?

I have some small amount of respect for Fernandes as a skilled footballer, if not as an actor and whiner. Barely.
Almost all opposing players seem to delight in an opportunity to body Cucurella.

To be clear, these are takes I read. I think they are all pretty bad. The last one is typical Instagram though.

Some of the takes were insane. I made a list and, yeah. Wow. Taking aim at anything and everything.
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Pretty sure they still do it on our Aussie coverage. You need to watch more matches with England involved.

To win titles you need your best players available.

Except if you’re City, in which case other teams’ best players will do.

I was madly looking for a "Eze looks to have borked his right philangie" posts to explain that sub.
If it was injury, ok. Sad.
If it was risk mgmt, why? He looked fine for a bit longer!
If it was tactical.... Fucking hell!

Disagree with the last sentence, but yeah. Haaland started the contact. Daft on both sides.

Even funnier if Bournemouth beat them!

Couple of different weak points put forward since FT. So to recap, the problem is:
-Arteta
-Berta
-Gyokeres
-Martinelli
-Jesus
-Trossard
-Kepa
-White
-Noni
-Kroenkes
-Havertz
-Odegaard
-Saka
-Gabriel
-Mosquera
-Zubimendi
-Focus on the women's team(??!? On Insta, not BSky)

Did I miss anyone?

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

So if they win this week then we have to play just like that 2nd half, but actually smash the goals in over the next few weeks. Happy to beat them on GD from half a dozen corners and free kicks if needed.

2-1. Fine margins, and a pretty poor refereeing performance.
Fuck City.
Fuck Taylor.
Fuck Haaland in particular.

Come on Arsenal. One last push...

Fire at the sun?

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