During the protests in Austin a couple years ago, cops were (allegedly) targeting people's heads with them, and killed several people doing it

About 16 months now

I also love the chunky carabiner leash, but it does drive me nuts when he starts wanting to spin in circles, because it doesn't have a swivel 😅

When you hear your pentesters start giggling 👀

This is insane.

I grew up going to the Corsicana area a lot - my grandparents lived near there, and it's not a real big place.

On top of this, I had a headhunter for one of these places contact me last year. The more they told me about their tech stack, the more nightmarish it sounded.

No thanks

The wife brought home a new roommate on Friday.

It's been...an experience 😅

Notice who is NOT in this...

Online used book description: Good condition; spine may show signs of wear

Actual book condition:

Yesterday, the social worker from our school called to let me know they were sending home yearbooks. We had sent them pictures for this, so we knew it was coming

They also dedicated the school spelling bee in Zane's honor a couple weeks ago

The school has gone above and beyond to remember him ❤️ 💔

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Today I'd like to share a tool I recently wrote called Rulehound. It's a detection ruleset catalogue and search engine containing over 7,500 rules from 5 distinct sources. More details in thread.

rulehound.com

Fly #3

Figuring some things out...like how not to ruin peacock herl with head cement

It's dangerously addictive

How to make Pastrami (using brisket flats!) – Jess Pryles Made famous by the Jewish delis of New York, learn how to make smoked brisket pastrami with this home-friendly method. Get the recipe here.

For reference

jesspryles.com/make-brisket...

I'd throw a big heap of chopped up pastrami on there

...I need to make another batch of pastrami now

a man in a helmet and armor is holding a shield in the desert . ALT: a man in a helmet and armor is holding a shield in the desert .

I finally made the time to learn how to load VM snapshots into MemProcFS for investigation and I'm mildly disappointed that, after looking at two whole servers, I have found absolutely nothing of interest 😐😅

Take me back...

I am so fscking burnt out right now and it's only getting worse. 😐

First go at tying a fly.

Since it'll probably end up snagged in a bush somewhere anyway, I'll take it.

Fly tying is the 40k of fishing.

To be fair, they probably still have Picard saved as Locutus in their contacts list.

I had hope that the reviews for the Section 31 were overblown, but...good lord.

This is worse than watching the Doom movie.

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face . Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .

Actual footage of my boss' reaction this morning when I tried to discuss the fact that my frustrations at work are directly tied to him, and not to how much money I am or am not making:

What about when your boss confidently communicates incorrect information 🤔 😅

Leadership pro-tip: It isn’t enough to only know what to do. You must also be able to confidently communicate and defend the right course of action.

A PowerShell script for installing Sysmon and enabling best-practice audit logs. A PowerShell script for installing Sysmon and enabling best-practice audit logs. - better_event_logging.ps1

I wanted a script I could run on a new Windows box that would install sysmon with @olafhartong.nl's configs, and set logging best practices with Zach Mathis' (Yamato Security) "EnableWindowsLogSettings" configs.

So I made one! Feel free to inspect it and repurpose.

gist.github.com/ecapuano/42f...

This Monday has been long year

Toxic boss be toxic-ing

I realize that quitting my job would be a terrible idea, especially right now

but

...holy shit does it sound so nice

10/10 definitely need more kitties