trying to cut someones leg off & eat it at the first sign of turbulence on a plane

now that I think about it soggy biscuit sounds british in nature someone look into this

I feel like outlast trials could just be another name for soggy biscuit

I knew I was missing something

fuck I gotta fix my snakeroot ass feed DAMN

adhd wife with only canned goods and frozen food, and autistic gf with only beef and rice

Im giving up on perishables

god from oyasumi punpun made in tomodachi life living the dream

this creator WILL be seeing me

if you have both tomodachi life ,and any artistic capabilities I am tracking your location

thats when u start tripping people in precarious positions

I cant be in any survival setting for more than 30 mins- I could be at a fully stocked campsite & start seriously considering cannibalism 1 hour in

drinking lukewarm water is like throwing up in your mouth

so its not weird when my professor stretches his hamstrings on my table, but it is weird when I deeply inhale ? ok

I think my dentist is seeing other patients 💔

job that gives a ball and taint job

my job can suck my balls and taint

what does a real ass bitch need a bedtime for answer me that

the name on that child would be planet altering enough

voice memo titled gloryhole: construction and testing 1

i wish i could save my boob fat so they could put it in my balls for bottom surgery and then i can have phat nuuuutssss

so exited for tomorrows tomorrow

they say Ill never be the same ,but is anyone really

this happened to me once

Jesus Christ would beat you with hammers

I luv when drinks come in a big cup so I dont have to do dishes

going to planned parenthood for an abortion bc my knee touched my roommates on the couch

liveskeeting. playing with my cat
YYYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWW CHHH
OW OW OW OWEWECCHHHH
OWCH YOWIE YAAAHOOHOHOHOOOEY

drinkin out a tea pitcher bc doing dishes is devils work

bag of pretzels. save me

I wanna be a cat entralled byt he bubbles of a self refilling water bowl