Work flow lately. Strawberry short cake roll. Who ever dates me gets the extra scrap and the ugly pieces.

It's going to be a horny Monday, huh? 🥵😵‍💫

I just be making shit and minding my business. Well and touching myself too

I’ll gladly taste test

hi hello

Really thinking about how I can just open a cafe on the beach and stay forever

This does not suck. Wouldn’t mind being an ex pat

Vacation mode. This is my kinda beach town

Catching flights. Good morning GDL

Just appreciating the view

Oof sir 😍

Cutie

Plenty of hot sex is implied

Such a fun set. My current favorite

Delicious pastry assortment from Fat Peach

Currently seeking: a handsome gentleman who puts up with my early morning pastry runs so we can have delicious treats while cuddling

In 2026 I’d like more butts on my face plz

Quiche fresh out of the oven

Who’s coming over to cuddle for NYE? I made quiche. But seriously I’ll need some body heat tonight

I keep telling myself that I need to make some local friends, yet when people invite me over I panic.

*sigh*

I’m both

Anybody else feral today or is it just me?!

Man December is turning out to be a month of firsts. Sexy game night turned into me getting spit roasted 🫣

Still quite obsessed with this piece. First of many to come

Had some really great sex with a handsome ceramicist. One of us had a handsfree orgasm. Needless to say he will be getting a call back.

Box of pastries in the front seat of my car with logo saying : Fat Peach Bakery.

Opened box displaying three pastries: a guava cheese; a squash chimichurri; and a hotdog with shoestring potato.

Dating me is: morning pastry runs to a new neighborhood because you know I can’t say no to a hotdog pastry from a place called Fat Peach.

I just want all my guy friends to send me nudes all the time is that too much to ask

My favorite thanksgiving tradition is refusing to leave my home on Black Friday.

Guess I’m just a vers boy through and through 😏

🥰 thanks handsome. Not too bad for a savory chef, huh?

Happy Thanksgiving. I’m stuck at work counting down the hours until I’m on the couch naked with a j.

I made this cute little stained glass acorn last night. New hobby unlocked.