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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I had to sit next to my future mother in law (my sponsor) for the Catholic Church sex talk. Idk that I have ever been more uncomfortable in my entire life.

It makes me think of those 2 lost seasons in Rodgers prime.

If you see Willson Contreras, please tell him I don’t much care for his antics.

Don’t hire Luke Fickell. Boobs.

That’s literally how Paul wrote “Yesterday”.

Up North rips. I’ll take 3.

“Felt cute might delete later.”

Lane: welcome to the top of the 47th (Sun rises) (Sun keeps getting bigger) Lane: yes (World engulfed by flames) Lane: oh god yes

Hand Check!!

The Pope!!

Patrick Corbin’s stat line from 2021-2023. Showing he led the league in losses 3 years in a row. 16,19,15 respectively.

He would be standing on the shoulders of giants (Patrick Corbin).

Yeah, it must have been an oversight on the last CBA or something like that.

Unfortunately Seattle is not eligible for the ROY pick now that he’s not on a rookie deal. Us Brewers fans learned this after the Jackson Chourio deal. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Isn’t it interesting how we always have billions of dollars for bombs but never enough for helping American citizens meet their basic needs?

Great Urinal**

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly

(@ wildheartrescue on TT)

Never underestimate the importance of tummy time.

She just wants to learn!!

Now I’m pissed off.

This guy looks like he’s trying to impersonate Will Ferrell impersonating GWB.

Oh no, @iankarmel.bsky.social. Someone is stepping on Shane’s turf.

3 paper NCAA Tournament brackets and a pint of beer

Demand Paper Brackets!!

Name: Blurry

Vision: Not Blurry

Haha. I was thinking of the times Leslie tries to write the headline for the reporter. That always works out right?

Same, saw them live in 2007 at a festival. I was very excited to see them, all of my friends made fun of me and stayed at the campsite to drink beer. They could not have been more right.

“You know what the fake Jamaican/Irish sounding patois kinda seems fucked up in person” -Me later that night

The ancient Arabs would be horrified if they could see what the WBC is doing with their numerals.

Hahahahahaha. That’s hilarious. 10/10 great prank, no notes.

Holy shit, is it runs allowed per inning?!?!