The Welcome to Night Vale cast images have been inserted over the left side of the Welcome to Night Vale logo, from top to bottom: Cecil wearing a paisley shirt, speaking into mic with hand outstretched; Disparition, wearing a black t-shirt and jacket; Symphony wearing a light violet tulle dress, Meg wearing an off the shoulder black and white top, Jeffrey wearing a pink button up shirt under a dark gray plaid suit jacket and Joseph wearing a black and green plaid shirt. To the right of Joseph is a gray stripe covering the bottom portion of the image. In this stripe is the Patreon logo.

If you love Welcome to Night Vale, please consider joining our patreon. It is how we pay all the people who help create our friendly little desert town. Thank you for your support.

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Our live show, Murder Night in Blood Forest, is coming to Europe May 27-30! It's just Murder Night... in Blood Forest.
What could go wrong?

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She's a 10, but she has eight legs/eyes and lives under your couch.

A dark gray tank top with neon orange lettering: "Hot Void" is on top and "Summer" is below it. Void has gray letters and a bold orange outline.

Be the hottest void on the beach this summer.

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Jeffrey and Joseph are standing side by side in front of a red stage curtain. Jeffrey is on the left, leaning slightly toward Joseph and they have their arms arm each other's backs. Jeffrey is wearing a stone wash blue jean jacket over a hoodie with a brightly colored abstract design. Joseph is wearing a gold shirt with a red line drawing of rabbit leaping away. On either side of the rabbit are knives as if being thrown at it. In red text: Better luck next time.

We are live in one hour.
Come hang out with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph.
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Happy Taurus Season ♉️🐂

It’s always darkest.

A forest green background. At the top is the Patreon logo, below it in white text: Hang out with Joseph and Jeffrey 4 pm est. Below this is a picture of Jeffrey and Joseph standing side by side. Jeffrey is looking down and to the left, wearing black glasses and a light blue t-shirt. Joseph is standing to his right, his shoulder length hair brushed back and is wearing a purple t-shirt. Joseph's head is turned to Jeffrey and he has a big smile.

Zoom hangout with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph today at 4 pm est. Ask them questions about the show, life or even favorite recipes.

Open to Weird Scout and higher Patreon members.
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Cecil is sitting on a sand dune, grass directly behind him on the dune, with the beach and ocean behind him in the distance. He is wearing sunglasses, the Strange Visitors t-shirt, and jeans. He is sitting on the top of the Ash Beach beach towel and it is draped down the dune. It has a black spere toward the top, with a yellow glow beneath it. Surrounding the yellow glow and rising up are murky ashes. At the bottom it is black, with hands rising out of the ash reaching upward. The rest of the bodies are below the ash.

Two beach towels: Night Vale logo towel has a purple sky, with Welcome to Night Vale written in white on a black band on the bottom. Out of the black band rise a pyramid, antennae, water tower and telephone pole. In the sky is a large Night Vale eye. The eye is dark purple, with a crescent moon in the middle. The Ash Beach towel has a black sphere toward the top, with a yellow glow beneath it. Surrounding the yellow glow and rising up are murky ashes. At the bottom it is black, with hands rising out of the ash reaching upward. The rest of the bodies are below the ash.

Two beach towels: the Radon Canyon towel has a canyon across it with a rainbow of colors erupting from the middle of purple, red, blue, yellow, pink and orange. The Watchflowers towel has brightly colored leaves in pink, yellow and purple with brightly colored roses and other flowers growing out of them. The middle of each flower is an eye.

Bright, happy and fun beach towels for your sandy adventures.

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Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.

A grayscale picture of Hank walking along a rocky coastline in a sweater, scarf and winter hat.

Announcing Hank Bee as the Europe tour Weather! Drawing on folk & country traditions while embracing the intensity of alternative rock, she will be a great addition to our weird little town. Join us for an unforgettable night of theater & music.

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A green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

A fitted green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

Our newest quote shirt has arrived.

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Action Item: Become soil and/or ash
Assigned To: Body
Status: In Progress
Deadline: TBA

An ice cream truck is driving down a paved road in the desert. A large cone with pink ice cream and a cherry on top is laying horizontal across the roof of the truck. In the desert are black silhouettes of people walking through the desert with the sun pounding down on them to get to the truck. At the top in the sky are the words: Our Ice Cream Truck of Infinite Sorrows.

New Episode: Our Ice Cream Truck of Infinite Sorrows

Ice cream = Happiness*

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Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/eJ0Gp7V

The logo patch is black with a purple outer band. In white letters is "Welcome to" at the top, then "Night Vale" at the bottom. In the middle is the purple Night Vale eye with the crescent moon in the iris. The "I survived the Summer Reading Program" patch is round. The outer band is black with gold letters that say: I survived the summer reading program." The middle of the patch is a pinkish purple, with a thick black book in the middle, with gold edges, a gold Night Vale eye in the middle and gold pages.

The Welcome to Night Vale logo and the Summer Reading Program patches are great for bags, hats, jackets and so much more.

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Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?

This is a sequel series - not a continuation of the last story (although there is some overlap).

The Alice Isn't Dead Logo: A square, cut almost in half. The top half is a bright orange sky with a large sun rising behind a front view of a black mack truck. The bottom half is a black background with a reflection of the black mack truck in white, which now looks like a skull. Under this in yellow letters are the words: Alice Isn't Dead.

New Episode: Don't Tell Alice Part 1, Chapter 1: Oh, and One More Thing

I'm back out on these roads all right.

Listen here: www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead

A cactus pin with a round purple eye with a black crescent moon in the middle. It has thorns poking out in various places and the two limbs look like arms held up.

A projector pin with a hand and tentacle coming out of the center of the projector.

A black card with a repeating Night Vale eye holds two pins. The first is a projector with a hand and tentacle coming out of the center of the projector. The second is a cactus with a round purple eye with a black crescent moon in the middle. It has thorns poking out in various places and the two limbs look like arms held up.

Fun pins to brighten up your bag, hat, clothing and more.

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ARIES: Happiness is just around the corner. Yeah, the one that leads to the tiny hole in a dark alley. Go in there, Aries.

At the top black text reads: Check out: Below this are Four game boxes - clockwise from top: Pathfinder, Apocalypse Keys, Welcome to Night Vale, Girl by Moon Light. Black text below the image reads: and over 500 other submissions in the TTRPGS for Trans Rights in Idaho Bundle. bit.ly/transrightsbundle26

Get the Night Vale TTRPG starter set pdf (and over 500 other games!) for only $5 by supporting the fundraiser TTRPGs for Trans Rights-Idaho. Back a good cause and get a ton of fun games, but most importantly back a good cause.

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Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice, written by Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink, premieres on Monday 4/13.

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Books — WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE Our new novel, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, is available for pre-order now! Plus: our novels It Devours! and Welcome to Night Vale, and our script books.

YOU FEEL IT BELOW THE RIBS - a novel from the creators of Within the Wires - is a questionable account of one woman's contributions to the rise of The New Society.

The hills are alive.

Scary Deer Popsockets Extras from the 2023 Haunting of Night Vale Tour -- Get 'em while you can! Official merch from Welcome to Night Vale!

A perfectly normal phone holder.

The Alice Isn't Dead Logo: A square, cut almost in half. The top half is a bright orange sky with a large sun rising behind a front view of a black mack truck. The bottom half is a black background with a reflection of the black mack truck in white, which now looks like a skull. Under this in yellow letters are the words: Alice Isn't Dead.

Patreon members now have access to the premiere episode of Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice.

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The Alice Isn't Dead Logo: A square, cut almost in half. The top half is a bright orange sky with a large sun rising behind a front view of a black mack truck. The bottom half is a black background with a reflection of the black mack truck in white, which now looks like a skull. Under this in yellow letters are the words: Alice Isn't Dead.

Alice Isn't Dead returns on April 13 (April 6 on our Patreon!) with the sequel series Don't Tell Alice.

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Make like a tree and bark.

Ours was designed by Dev O'Reilly. Find him on Instagram: @thedevoreilly

Side one of the coin has a wide black stripe around the outside with taupe colored capital letters around the outside inside the stripe: Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency. In the middle are two black hawk heads with pointed beaks facing in opposite directions. One wing from each side wraps around the front. Across the chest area is a wide open eye with a purple iris. The purple is dripping down the body. The tail curls up lik waves at the bottom. Side two has a wide black stripe around the outside with taupe colored capital letters inside the stripe: "Welcome to Night Vale" then a star on either end of the words and "Always Watching". Inside the stripe is a camera mounted on a steal arm with wires extending out the bottom. On the camera top is the Night Vale eye. On the front is "WTNV".

Our newest challenge coin. It's a coin you challenge with. Or possibly a coin you challenge? Unclear.

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