(( sniles so sneetly have a safe trip hoooome!

(( WHAT TIME ARE YOU GETTING OFF OF WORK????

(( YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU!

You humans don't have good water pressure and heat up top? That's insane. Granted, I had to completely repipe our water to get the heat and pressure juuuust right, but-- crazy.

[Adjusting his prosthetic leg with one hand, on his phone in the other.]

I-- wait, why would she want MY clothes? Because I dress the best out of all of us? [Trying to process this OUT LOUD while she's showering, what the fuck.]

[His face is all red at the thought, too. What a prude.]

I don't really blame him for being nasty, after all the shit he's been through, you know?

[Sitting on the couch.]

I mean, I guess I could whip up some werewolf shit to make you a werewolf, Cass!

[A snort.]

Pfft, you know we're clean.

[A playful voice, something he's been practicing. He picks up on the sarcasm, for once, and he shakes his head.]

Dog-girl coded Cassandra actually makes a lot of sense.

[A snicker.]

. . . No wonder you stink. Do you like, wanna use our shower or something?

(( 💪 ! ! ! ))

((what if i got on donnie. huh. what if i did that. /silly

Anyone else hear.... froggy footsteps?

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN THIS GODFORSAKEN LAIR!

[Just woke up taped to the wall.]

WHAT THE F--

[Sigh.]

Mikey, did she follow you home or something?

[NC] I WAS /JOKING/.

[NC]

NARDO, NO!

[NC]

[Googling "how to put annoying brother back in prison dimension".]

You have like a million nicknames for me, let yourself have one, without any sort of "mutual nickname tax"!

N-no exploding, but. . . as you wish, Suni-chan!

[Smug.]

[BARFS IN HIS MOUTH A BIT, SWALLOWS WITH A GRIMACE.]

I mean... can /I/ call you Suni-Chan if not him? ✨

One time I almost drowned Leo in front of Sunita because he called her "Suni-chan".

YOU AIN'T JUST A FRUIT, YOU'RE THE WHOLE FUCKING ORCHARD!???!?!

IF THERE WAS A TUMBLR GAY MAN IT'D BE YOU! YOU'D WIN THE POLLS WITHOUT FAIL!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE "PLANET IS GAY". YOU'RE SO GAY YOUR GAY-DIATION, GAY RADIATION, TURNED ME INTO A BISEXUAL ICON.

Nah. You wrought this, you've been affected by gaylight savings time.

[Staying clammed up.]

(( i. didnt mean to post that

pack it up, skittle squad, we all know what you are. the way you watch the run of the mill employee's ass move when he walks away with empty trays.

[USAGI IS BEING BROUGHT INTO THIS.]