Exactly that. I tried it briefly and discovered that if I’m not foraging for wild nuts and berries, I’ll probably be dead by the weekend.

We are currently in the 3-5 day pause on the 14 day extension of the initial 48 hour hard deadline for the ceasefire.

I am a deeply misunderstood individual. Much like Stalin and Genghis Khan, I have a warm, gentle side.

I like that

Looks familiar

Can you not find it either, Paul?

An interesting clip about football finance in general, and Leicester in particular.

TLDR: Cheerio, lads.

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I wonder what his payout is.

That’s not a bad shout

I am known for being somewhat sarcastic/a bit of a twat.

Isn’t there one of those already?

The correct grammar is “which is the lighter?” and by the look of it, I would say the cig packet.

Isn’t being an obnoxious twat part of the job description for the parasites that call themselves recruitment consultants?

Ffs

I have two things to say.

1. There were two UK winners of £40m+ last night

2. I’ve always considered you one of my closest friends.

Aston Villa are being unfairly punished Fourth in the Premier League, on the brink of making the Champions League and three games from winning the Europa League - if anything, Aston Villa should be angrier

Aston Villa are being unfairly punished trib.al/AFfa0NR

Where is this cob you speak of? Is it behind the bread roll?

#RememberScarfgate

I’m a celeb thing

What an utter prick Jimmy Bullard is.

That is not a sufficient excuse

To be fair, there’s maybe only them and Watford that could achieve that.

You underestimate my devotion to Sue.

Or anyone’s alleged love child.

I’m wrong. The minimum allocation is 2k apparently, not a percentage. I don’t know how many we allow at the moment.

They’re bound to, but as away fans allowance is just a percentage of full capacity, it’s not going to make that much difference, is it?

This is going to piss off a LOT of people. Mainly the North Stand ST holders (justifiably), but also members, who will stand next to no chance of getting seats while the NS fans are using seats elsewhere.