It’s hard to read with the spins, Adam

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Mark Pope should turn his phone off

Every few months someone demands attention by asking for favorite conspiracy theories and they’re all boring as shit

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

Ok that spurs court is gorgeous

Buried DEEP in the article is baseball’s real problem

Republicans are making the pope seem cool. Fucking losers

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Still believe he was the only member of the 90s era cowboys who never had fun
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1q...

Nice to see that they're as familiar with the roster as I am!

I don’t know man. Hucksters have always been a key component of religion in this country. I kind of respect the transparency here

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Anybody else remember Dale Earnhardt's other son, Figgy Earnhardt?

A surprisingly amount of bluesky posters have never been to Houston

I think it’s the reduced reliance on instant replay and simplified use of graphics that’s doing it for me. The game happening now is the focus and it’s such a relief

First time watching MLB on NBC and it’s such an improvement from ESPN

This pic goes so hard

Do not care about the record this year. I really want Walker to find his footing

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

Geno suuuuuuuuuucks

Are we sure this isn’t because the Pohlad family is behind on bills

I can’t properly express how happy I am that Miles is no longer here.

lol

They should let LeBron stay at the hotel in that giant Pyramid bass pro shop

“Our fans are our priority” look man, April fools was YESTERDAY

Lol

lol this was published 3 days ago. Turns out it isn’t!

This legit may be the first time I’ve correctly called all Final Four teams

Holy shit

I need the Bruce Pearl only camera feed of this