Sequel idea:

“Tom Petty Woman”

Me and the rest of the dyslexic runners are going to go crab load tonight at red lobster. Are you in? #bostonmarathon #redlobster

Yes and yes

Pete: he f’d around and he found out

In case you were wondering if this presser could get any more embarrassing, yeah it did

Don’t. Hesitate to reach out.

We deserve better

Tis the season! 🎄

What’s dopamine is dopayours.

“Nobody 2” is a Christmas movie.

I’m kind of torn on this whole Shirley Manson thing. I hate the beach, but I do love balls.

I’m like a Smurf doctor, I have very little patience.

Fecal Matters

@jesseduquette.bsky.social

You had me at “or Current Resident.”

Tapioca, never forget.

Gabagool

Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.

Would someone who raped kids do something so creepy? The answer is yes.

A map of 2025 red and blue states. The text reads “time for a two state solution”.

Two state solution? National divorce? Conscious uncoupling?

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:

“Silence in the face of oppression is not an option. The U.S. Attorney General asked for a response by today. So here it is…Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.”

Me giving the middle finger to a pillow that reads “today is a good day to be happy”.

Don’t tell me what to do.

Russia Can Tempt Fate! Puts Dementia Diddler On The Roof!
~
Donald Trump President of the United States of America

aging well, unfortunately 👇

Did she lie ? #Pinks

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Dr.Evil from the Austin Powers movies.

“We’re going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.” - fictional character Dr.Evil. Just kidding, that’s Sean Duffy.

Yeah, killing kids overseas by abruptly ending humanitarian aide with no review was not a line in the sand.

A few truths about introverts:

They value alone time
They recharge by spending time away from social settings
They’re quiet in groups but thrive in deep one-on-one conversations
They don’t enjoy small talk
They prefer working independently
They live a lot in their own minds