i forgot this exists

unfortunately for everyone involved, my target audience is always me.

I’m glad I never learned what a blockchain was, and now I never have to 💅

i didn’t know i agreed with the last sentence til i got to the 4th word.

🙃

sorry i liked 72 of your posts my brain is wired dumb.

sad bug cute

nice, the sequel to dogs

I don’t want, anybody else, when I think about *me* I touch myself.

but unendingly

told this mans i used to wear white toe nail polish. he said that’s how i know you got pretty feet. 🫨

my mom always told me stories about her special bat. her problem solver. it was gonna save her from my father. i knew she had that dawg in her. HOLD TIGHT HOMIES cuz it was actually an axe.

nah i wanna be you when i grow up

i know i said before but i’m pretty sure i just need to motorboat some soft titties. my neck hurts when i do it to mine.

kristi yamaguccimane has the coolest name ever and i’m sad about it.

smort

i JUST sat down.

hello

finna BE pants

ok ok ok so hear me out. what if we just. stopped. doing the not fun shit? -my brain, 6 seconds into every day but also, y’know. existentially.

gorl

oh. shit. cool. i forgot about this.

This does bring a smile to my face.