I never cared for gefilte fish, but I'm confident the Jews of Eastern Europe could and did do worse.

On the other hand, all the really gnarly parts of the meat animals are treyf, so you have to leave it to the "waste not, want not" Puritans to really turn your stomach. (Anything made from offal.)

99.99999inf% of people using "utilize" are not aware of the slightly different meanings. I'm with you. My personal style guide zaps "utilize" almost immediately on sight.

In approximately 2005, I was studying in the UK and up far too late and chatting online with a friend having a tough evening in DC, and all he wanted was a tuna melt, and I tried really really hard to make that happen for him, but I could not -

- so in a way you could argue I invented DoorDash

Your periodic reminder that “Israel’s government” and “the Jews” aren’t synonymous.

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I'm not crying you're crying

1. "Why is English LIKE this?!"
2. "How come I'm left-handed?"
3. "Those neighbor kids? Where's their mom?"

1. "Language is complicated, buddy."
2. "I don't know. Some people are left-handed."
3. "Oh - they have two dads. There's lots of ways to be a family."

Piece of cake.

It's not spot-on, but I keep thinking of "Good Things Come to Those Who Wait" from City of Angels

I guess that means Cameron won't be coming to my Sweet 16 then. Though tbf there's actually no guarantee I'll answer phone calls from *known* numbers. The phone is there to let me know someone wants to speak to me; it's not a subpoena. Leave a goddamn message if your goddamn message is so important.

The West Wing
Friends
Frasier
Doctor Who (2005)

Do. Not. RSVP. To. A. Protest. It. Is. Not. Brunch.

Attagirl.

(Distribute as appropriate 💖)

But shouldn't there be bacon taped to that cat?

WOW

In accordance with the Laws of the Internet!

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“Let’s not speculate as to his motives”—

Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?

Fascinating.

It was grey and vaguely rainy this morning, and I'm always a little bit relieved on September 11 when the sun isn't shining in that pristine blue sky.

SCHLAAAAAAAAG

Well I'm just sick to my stomach for so *many* reasons this afternoon

I put mine on the charger while I'm in the shower, so it never really runs out.

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The May Darling Adventures

(The Will Dear Adventures ?)
(The Will Darling Busy Afternoons ?)

Any Old Rhinestones

And Then There Were Fewer

Love in the Time of Indigestion

Hooray! I knew you'd be here.

👵🫥😶‍🌫️ (I know some of the five dozen of you who beat me are here. I *know* it.)

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I love hedgehogs because (among other reasons) when my dad was trying to learn Russian, ёж (hedgehog, ofc) was his favorite word. 🥰🦔