I am gone off that mare of wanna and started sobbing bc i wanted to put on the pants that Jess already had on his body and he just took them off and gave them to me??? that man loves me for real

all indian parents have a tv with six remotes that they only use to watch local news

thanks i worked hard on it

A screen cap of Eshani’s logged work hours on the app MedHub, which is commonly used as a residency program portal to track work hours among other things. She has worked 69 hours this week, which is indeed nice.

nice

every day i attempt a professional and calm demeanor and every day someone does some stupid shit to sabotage that attempt

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

haha you've been
just completely
fuckin owned
plumless asshole

no love for the landthems smfh

a blonde white woman wearing oversize sunglasses holding up a t shirt that says: "ABORTION. TWO LETTERS THAT CAN SAVE LIVES." with the B and the T crossed out and replaced with a D and a P so the shirt reads "ADORPION" (it's supposed to say ADOPTION).

who's up pondering the ADORPION shirt

A low view of the Kölner Dom from the Rhine river park.

A section of the fence along the walkway of the Hohenzollern Bridge, filled with locks and not an inch of the original fencing showing. The locks are varied amounts of rust-covered and almost all have inscriptions.

A close up of some of the locks. The inscriptions are clearer: professions of love, heart shapes, all scratched into the bodies of the locks.

One lock is in the center of frame, and has “Ross ♥ Liz” scratched into the surface. It is secured to a group of other locks; there is no more room on the fencing. The key has been thrown into the Rhine.

Ok here’s the cute thing

birth plan discourse on The Bad Site is going to send me to an early grave

if I were stranded at burning man, thirsty and tired, and looked up and saw Neal Katyal in a chromatic beanie, that would be the end of my life.

big salute to whomever is at this DMV reeking of marijuana

just got told by an L&D nurse that i look like Mirabel Encanto

also managed to snag it on peach lol love to be among a small number of users

i am here and i am posting