A photo of a large, orange tabby cat playing with a stuffed banana. He’s laying on carpet and kicking it with his back legs. In the background is his litter box and a side table with a lamp, life-sized prop skeleton, and several harlequin dolls. I did not notice when I took the photo, but, despite him being neutered, that cats balls are accidentally very prominent in this photo. His’s looking back at the camera, caught mid act of playing

A close up and very unflattering photo of an orange tabby cat. The photo is taken from slightly below and at just an angle, reminiscent of an old man Facebook profile picture. The cat has a goofy expression on his face as well

Omg my Jorts merch (his name is Paco, short for Apocalypse) weighs the same as you 🥹 He also enjoys good evening scream

Whomst indeed. In these times

whomst among us does not sometimes get the extensive evening screamies

Jords yu are such an trobbilmaker 😹

large orange cat in good health is sleeping soundly with an angelic smile on his cat face

“Jorts is an 18 lb neutered male domestic short hair. Evaluated for extensive evening screaming. In good health; behavioral. Very affectionate. Vet enjoys visiting for fun”

It’s the reason we don’t have universal healthcare imo. Some white folks would rather die than see Black people get anything at all

Fuck cancer.

Imani, I found this video a few weeks ago. Maybe it will help just a little.

"Do not fear the shattered heart, it is the only way the light gets in."

I know Dexter is gonna be like "Don't worry Nate Dogg. She's still crazy." Lol.

What am I gonna do. Why do we do this to ourselves. It's life's biggest cruelty that they can't live as long as we do. 😔

I bought him a house. He had a back yard for the back third of his life. And then when we moved in, I got him a dog friend. And when Mellie was too extra as a puppy, I got another dog for her. If you've never adopted a dog for your dog's dog, you haven't lived.

My heart hurts so badly.

💜

He's gone. 💔

"Senator, have any of us ever truly won an election? What is an election anyway, in the context of human experience, in the sense of there being both winners and losers? As Derrida told us in his seminal wo

Kevin Warsh won't commit to defending Lisa Cook's position on the Fed

Warsh: ha-ha, students are vacuous snowflakes who run to authority to maintain their status
Also Warsh to any question where a factual answer might displease Trump: Sir, that is a great unknowable I could not possibly comment on.

Trump gutted the State Department’s Energy Bureau, firing the experts needed to handle the crisis he helped create by dragging our country into an illegal war. Gas now costs more than $4 a gallon.

We're demanding they rehire the professionals who can fix this. Now.

This cult-like behavior among people being considered for important positions should be disqualifying. Mullin got confirmed in spite of giving a similar non answer.

Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.

If anyone wants to try this again with the next MAGA bootlicker, first question:

“Did Kamala Harris lose the 2024 election?”

They will jump at the chance to say yes. These toads HAVE to.

Then the 2020 question.

Epstein wasn’t a financial consultant

He trafficked in young girls and used compromising information to extort money

listen to this response from John Thune and note how *even MAGA Republicans* are no longer pretending Trump isn't personally directing harassment investigations against his political foes

TUR: It appears the president is more desperate in this moment. Do you agree?

LAWLER: Well, let's look back. Obama engaged in a 7-month conflict in Libya--

TUR: We don't need to go back to Obama. Let's stick w/ Trump

LAWLER: Excuse me, excuse me. Yes we do.

TUR: How does that make this war okay?

"if he's confirmed"? So, he'd hold on to such tainted stocks otherwise? Don't confirm this clown, please.

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lmao rare to see someone so easily baited in a congressional hearing, but RFK jr is a sucker

Ossoff: "You were talking earlier about Jared Kushner. The guy leading our diplomacy in the Middle East is bringing in billions from Middle Eastern princes and sheiks and going around the region asking for billions more while he conducts nuclear diplomacy on behalf of the country. It's obscene."

BALDWIN: Will you use the CDC's wastewater monitoring program to track the use of mifepristone?

RFK Jr: I have no plans to do that at the moment

BALDWIN: Do you think NIH should fund less cancer research?

RFK Jr: No, they should fund more, & one of the few agencies that got a raise in the budget was NCI

B: That increase is less than $1m for an institute with a $7b budget. That's a .01% increase. It wouldn't even cover one additional grant

Warsh claimed that the Wall Street Journal had bad sources. Their source was Donald Trump himself. Either Trump lied to the Journal or Warsh just committed perjury.