Maybe this purchase will be the one to cure my depression. Maybe.

It might, you don't know!

I still need a yellow. Like, obviously I'm not going to buy a record just because it's yellow, but at some point it would be nice to find a record that I already want that happens to be yellow.

Girlfriend Material, by Lauran Hibberd - A sky blue vinyl record sitting on my silver record player, with rays of gorgeous spring sun shining onto it.

The cover art for Girlfriend Material by Lauran Hibberd. Lauren pinning a t-shirt saying "Girlfriend Material" onto a washing line.

The cover art for Garageband Superstar by Lauran Hibberd. Lauren sitting on a stool, with her name and the album title cut out and stuck on tape.

Garageband Superstar by Lauran Hibberd - a transparent orange record disc.

New record acquired. Girlfriend Material by Lauran Hibberd. I got this ridiculously cheap with a single bid on eBay. Absolute bargain.

I also have Garageband Superstar by her too, which I like a lot.

These have helped fill out a minor goal of having records for every colour on the spectrum.

If this is what More In Common are predicting then Labour will probably do even worse than this.

Stonewall are struggling for money, The Guardian has been precarious for years, and the Labour Party is going to be hemorrhaging money from their loss of membership and impending electoral wipe out.

We can and will bankrupt these fuckers.

'Pragmatic' 🙄... But also, why is it *Always* Veteran/former marines? I have blocked so many of them for their dogshit posts recently.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

We’re just doing this again arent we

Starmer might be the most vapid man alive

Two crows painted to make a heart shape within a heart of pink flowers and foliage.

Morning.
🖼️ Bleeding Heart Crows, Kelly Louise Judd.

They did. NASA specifically trained them in photography and during the mission frequently reminded them about their SD cards.

Handy Guide:

✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course

❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in

I had Here Comes Garfield on video as a kid. Watched it over and over again, as you do at that age. Every moment of it is seared into my brain to this day, including this banger of a song from it.

I keep trying to write something about how Stonewall, Labour, and The Guardian are Liberal establishment firebreaks designed to stifle and suck energy out of actual progressive movements, but all I end up wanting to write is FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS. EAT SHIT AND GO BANKRUPT

'we have got a testimony from one child saying they just scroll endlessly'

oh okay. so tell them to stop doing that. why do you have to sell off my privacy rights to palantir bcos one child told you some fucking bullshit one time?

poe-faced prick talking to mr. super mullet. what tl am i even in?

When they say "mog" they are using cringe-inducing "Looksmaxxing" terminology to indicate that one person is more attractive than another.

When I use "Mog" I am talking about Meg’s loyal feline companion.

We are not the same. 🤷‍♂️

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

@surf.social Hi, how do I recreate my Bluesky following timeline in Surf?

I have connected my account, but the feed it adds by default doesn't work and has lots of posts missing

Good luck!

Blessed with the self awareness to know I'm having a depressive episode and am spending too much money vainly trying to cheer myself up. Cursed with the inability to do anything with that knowledge.

She's said weirder, let's be honest.

This gif is presumably the reaction.

"Females"

I love remembering the long, long ago days of a brand new government and all the serious discourses on what exciting things would at last be done to save our failing state

The aging of these characters is all over the place. Some of them are now old and wearing obvious wigs and prosthetics and stuff, and others have barely aged at all.

What is your skin care routine, Ellen? We need to know.

I decided to rewatch For All Mankind instead of just going right into the new season, because I'd forgotten a lot of it. Season 3 certainly made some leaps didn't it... I remember it getting a bit silly. It's only going to get sillier isn't it. Still fun though!