"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

@surf.social Hi, how do I recreate my Bluesky following timeline in Surf?

I have connected my account, but the feed it adds by default doesn't work and has lots of posts missing

Good luck!

Blessed with the self awareness to know I'm having a depressive episode and am spending too much money vainly trying to cheer myself up. Cursed with the inability to do anything with that knowledge.

She's said weirder, let's be honest.

This gif is presumably the reaction.

"Females"

I love remembering the long, long ago days of a brand new government and all the serious discourses on what exciting things would at last be done to save our failing state

The aging of these characters is all over the place. Some of them are now old and wearing obvious wigs and prosthetics and stuff, and others have barely aged at all.

What is your skin care routine, Ellen? We need to know.

I decided to rewatch For All Mankind instead of just going right into the new season, because I'd forgotten a lot of it. Season 3 certainly made some leaps didn't it... I remember it getting a bit silly. It's only going to get sillier isn't it. Still fun though!

Please please please someone ask starmer “mister prime minister which is it, are you corrupt or are you thick?”

What daily puzzles aren't made in the USA? No shade but I'd like to incorporate some that aren't so America centric.

Just one more labour reset will fix this. Just one more, I swear

AHAHAHAHAHA bsky.app/profile/pook...

Remember the whole rate limit thing with xitter where they said it was an AI ddos attack and it turned out to be bad code and they were essentially DDOSing themselves?

Mentioning that for no reason at all.

"Warning: Your Gmail storage is 95% full"

Good! Soon I will be free!

Oh "Rate limit exceeded" Huh? So it BROKEN broken then.

möther i wish to see the forbidden blü skie

Who needs genAI when I can just read the alt text and imagine it with my human brain

Wet your drys. Dry your wets. Etc.

and then the vicar said "those are MY pants!" (🧵9/9)

That's probably why he moved to his much more transphibic home - Rob Schneider's sofa.

That's certainly a very value neutral way of describing it

WE TOLD YOU

If you care, quit.

I wish all

PEOPLE PAYING FOR A RIVIERA EXPERIENCE AT SILVERSTONE

a very

EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE