like 90% of the time when i hear a straight woman talking about her partner the only genuine reaction i have to the story is “why are you still referring to that man as your partner and not ‘that guy i killed last night’”
a brown and white pitbull resting his head on top of a brown tabby kitten’s head
STOP ITTTTTT 😭
My photo from this morning, the sun over the Moselle river.
Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB
BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!
every once in a while on tumblr i come across an actually porny art piece with visible dicks out and all and feel like i’m seeing an extinct animal in my front yard
i didn’t sleep at all last night but i’m running off this high and i feel Great
i’m still reeling over this okay. 50k in 6 weeks!! what the fuck!! i used to religiously participate in nanowrimo and “won” it several times but haven’t made a real attempt since 2016 when it felt like the world was truly becoming hell. it’s basically been a decade since writing felt this fun & easy
BROTHER I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER FINISHED WRITING A MULTICHAPTERED FIC. THEY HAUNT ME AS FOREVER WIPS. i am genuinely astonished right now. four chapters (……that i might have to split more), almost 50k. and it’s. done. that’s fucking crazy.
I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT I FINISHED WRITING THIS GODDAMN WIP TODAY AAAAAAAA. but now i shall metaphorically tuck it into a drawer and not look at it again to edit it until the end of my work week. but holy shit. i can probably start posting it next week 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
this baby’s almost 50k what the fuck
will still need to complete my ritual of stepping away from it for at least a few days before diving in for final edits and making sure this shit is coherent but yeah wow it’s almost finally fully written out. was starting to doubt i’d be able to do that by the end of april.
holy shit holy shit holy shit. barely wrote anything all week and was frustrated bc i couldn’t figure out how to end this fic but something shook loose today and i knocked out 3.5k and now i just have one more scene to write. holy shit!!!! i could conceivably finish this fic tomorrow!!!!!!
i am simply incompatible with an office environment. every day i'm put through the gauntlet of small talk and it hurts. it hurts. i'm crawling over broken glass to find a reply to a comment on something i have no opinion about. i'm maintaining eye contact while knives are pushed into my brain. mercy
in the waiting area for my therapy appointment and there’s a freakin cop here. girl you don’t need therapy you need to quit your job.
anyway, here’s stairway to wonderwall
“i asked chatGPT”
well i asked my shoe
cool cool cool none of the types of procedures i handle are on the boards today i have basically fuck all to do for the next four hours so. guess i’m getting paid to read fanfic all day. it’s tough but someone’s gotta do it.
honestly i fully expected to see evan bates’s corpse still skating in the 26/27 season and yet i am shocked we’ll see evan bates’s corpse still skating in the 26/27 season
"evan bates outlives" stocks are UP 📈📈📈
50% “you poor bastard” and 50% “you lucky bastard”
it’s a shame that it’d be Wrong and Unethical for me to share pretty much any of the info from my job bc today has been a day of some truly comical patient names
The same people who "not all men!" get really mad if survivors of sexual assault assumed that maybe not all men.
Kurt Browning/Amber Glenn double axels??!! #FigureSkating
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:
- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal
my brain now that i’ve only got like half a chapter left to write in this fic:
remove all the plot from your story and replace it with gay sex
making a break for it (soul leaves body)
Springtime Walk
Misty conditions at this beautiful path in Upper Bavaria, Germany
#landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #fog
"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
