He didn’t write that, it’s too coherent.

Only if you finally admit you’re not a famous actor.

Yeah, what we all do this for.

I’m just in a weird point in my life where I struggle to do what I love.

I had dachshunds for many years, a male 1st then a female, then making more.

The first litter I took the female to the vet and she informed me I had a newborn puppy at home because from her 1st X-ray 1 was missing.

I found Romulus in the backyard struggling to survive, and he did.

Close enough that I’m glad my wife is about to board a flight to South America, while I remain within the DC blast zone.

This is not done.

With all we’re hearing about AI, we’re also eager for Elon to put a chip in our heads right?

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Wife and her sister are going to Peru in a couple hours to go through their mother’s things at their house.

It’s probably safer in Peru right now.

And we got our Dead tickets there. I even started the list at least once, may have been twice.

Cheaper ones with claw meat and smaller chunks are available, but those are typical. A dinner of those 2 would minimally be $40 but probably more. The menu will say ‘Market price.’

Because it’s cold and precipitating?

We’re getting what is probably our last freeze of the spring tonight. We’re also probably much further south than you.

Apparently they need to add the departing Labor Sec.

I see that a lot out of state, being called Maryland. My experience eating a crab cake in New England is trying them in Maine. It was peekytoe crab instead of blue crab.

I went and found a pic of a typical Maryland crab cake, you usually can easily see the chunks of lump crab.

Massachusetts it seems.

I live in Maryland.

I’m good with quinoa. We have it as a side or make a salad out of it. It’s gotta be cooked in stock and flavored with other ingredients.

I’ve been arguing MAGA won’t know the difference between past content and future content.

Yeah, canned lima beans.

‘Drinking on the job,’ I hadn’t heard that, but considering the other 2 members of the liquor cabinet, I shouldn’t be surprised.

Honestly, if I was a member of this Administration I’d be day drinking too to cope.

Trump’s unconstitutional war was not authorized by Congress, was started without a plan or an exit strategy, and has achieved none of the contradictory objectives used to justify it.

Oh, and it cost taxpayers at least $40 billion.

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OK, gotta weigh in again.

I haven’t buttered toast in decades. Toast out of a toaster is part of a sandwich (frequently with mayo) or it’s used to soak up egg yolks.

I anticipate a lot of confused MAGA when consuming the new content. Most won’t know it’s parody.

‘Living example?’

I’d argue there’s never been a more extreme example.

How many past consumers of Infowars misinformation won’t notice when it becomes a parody?

I actually had something like this at one point but it broke.

Now my strategy is to repeatedly pop the toast up with the lever until I catch it in mid air. At my wife’s insistence, we buy small bread.

Wooden toast removal tool that prevents electric shock next to a toaster.

I’m on the fence on ‘soon enough.’

I think he might need some more rope to thoroughly hang himself. His popularity is only going one direction as time passes. 👇

Meanwhile, we endure more damage to the country and the longer it may take to recover (if we ever do).

That said, I do support the right of Israel to exist and defend itself. But Netanyahu is keeping Israel in a constant state of war not as a defense, but as a way to stay in power and avoid being imprisoned for corruption.

Same as someone closer to home.

Just curious what Christians who unwaveringly support Israel including huge supporter and current Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee think about this?

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Be careful.

I’m reading this lawsuit Kash filed against The Atlantic. I’m struggling to find where they were wrong.